Agreed 😝💯💯💯💯

REF DO SOMETHING! HE’S‘ A KILLING THE PLANET AND THE ECONOMY! AND HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK COOL WHILE DOING IT!

Good thing I’m normal and consume the whole pretzel (normal, salt and all) in one bite by unhinging my jaw and shoving the thing into my stomach.

y’all ever bite the salt off pretzels

Google how do I stop being so sad over things I can’t control?

Google how do i tell people I’m non-binary without actually telling them?

Google how do I fix climate change?

Google how to be happy?

Google how to breathe clean air?

Google how do I take over the government?

Google how to run a secret coup?

Google who are my best allies?

Google how tf?

Waiting until Alice makes a joke about shipping Chester & Norris

Waiting until Alice finds out Chester & Norris are gay

This is a year difference between Martin drawings…

She bou on my shard till I Jon, apologies for the deception.

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

If you ask me what my favorite part about the magnus archives is I would say it’s the characterization. Not a single character is one dimensional. Martin, the lighthearted almost comedic relief character, the guy who had a crush on his boss and brought the guy tea like every day was the most pragmatic character in the end. He escaped prentiss and prepared for her attack, outsmarted Peter Lucas, got HIMSELF out of the lonely, and he always, without fail, knew the harsh reality of every situation. Jonathan sims aka the archivist is shown to be a grumpy, gloomy, and all around skeptical person, but his actions don’t reflect that. He desperately digs for answers, refuses to ask himself questions before running into dangerous situations, and he’s such a hopeless romantic. The man with every fact or hard truth in the book likes to imagine he might be good.

It’s the same in the magnus protocol

Alice is funny and carefree, she jokes and talks without thinking, she likes to tell people they are doomed, likes to joke about the bleakness of life, but it’s so obvious she believes in something brighter. Or she at least believes in loving the people around you to the point where at her lowest she manages to pick herself up by the boot straps and LEARN. Her friends are dead or gone and all she can think about is finding out how to fix it, forward motion. Celia is complex specifically in her feelings. She doesn’t seem to regret throwing Sam to the wolves necessarily, but she’s scared for him, guilty. Her guilt eats her alive even if she would have done the same thing again, for her baby, for her life. Gwen is interesting because through every single one of her arrogant, snobby, “I’m better than you”s, she never ever believes it. She might think she’s better, might reach for power, claw her way to the top, but does she ever actually think she’s better? Would she ever have the confidence in herself to ask for help, she is stuck in a limbo state where she wants to be separate from everyone but can’t help but to seek their company, even when it’s clear she isn’t even welcome.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk, none of this makes any sense, I’m gonna fall asleep now.

………. was celia about to confess to being from another universe and alice stopped it by rambling about hell …..?????

"couples often share fears" is a fascinating thing to just casually assert as truth. if that's true and couples did end up in domains together with any regularity i just know there are a lot of psychologists writing a lot of papers about that phenomenon. actually they're probably having a bit of a field day with post-towerfall earth in general, come to think of it. "everyone got sorted into a semi-personalized hell and came out the other side remembering it all" is one of those things that a certain set of fields would just descend upon like rabid coyotes