Coming Back After A Year Of Not Posting Art With A Shitpost,, Hello Jayvik Nation

satoru "you can take it, i'll make it fit" gojo turns into satoru "i can't take it, it's too much, you're gonna fuckin' break me baby" gojo when you're the one pegging him

I want to be in a threesome with both bi men talking about me as if I'm not present, "Look how wet she is." "How bad do you want to fuck her?" "What position do you want her in?" "She's got you so hard, look at you, you're throbbing."

No thoughts, head empty, only HIM

HE'S A VIRGIN! — ARMIN ARLERT

thinking about virgin!armin who you first see at a frat party, big blue eyes scanning the room, holding a red solo cup in his hand that he hasn’t taken a sip from since it was first handed to him. He’s here with his friends, trailing behind them like a lost puppy as they socialize with others. He doesn’t belong here, that’s for sure. He was so cute, so shy. A smile crept on your face as you thought of all the ways you’d corrupt him…

“S-slow…down! Ah, please!” He’s begging, tears brimming his eyes. You smile down at him, his pretty moans filling the empty bedroom as you slam your hips down on his cock. His cheeks are flushed red, jaw slack as his eyes roll back. His entire body is limp as you ride him through his orgasm. “Feels so g-good,” he mumbles. He can’t get over how your pussy feels, so wet and warm, sucking his cock right in—so much better than his hand. His cum spills from your cunt, leaking down his shaft and to his balls, creating such a nasty mess between you two.

“You already came!” You let out a breathy laugh, slowing your pace but still grinding against him.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” He profusely apologizes, looking up at you with teary eyes. “Just feel so good, I couldn’t help it.” He sits up, looking at you with concern.

“Awe, Armin, it’s okay.” You lean down, pressing a kiss against his soft, plump limps. You swallow his broken moans as you pick up your pace again, tongue exploring his.

“Mmm, I just came…I—please.” His eyes keep flickering between you and your pussy, watching the way you make his dick disappear. “It’s so sensitive—ahh…mmmph!” His hands grip onto your waist, nails digging into your skin, leaving crescent marks. He stares up at you as if you’re some sort of goddess. He can’t believe that he got you to take his virginity.

“Such a good boy.” Those words flipped something in him, his cheeks burning brighter than before. He doesn’t stop you when he feels your hand snake up to his neck, placing light pressure on it. “So cute.”

He whimpers when he feels you clench around him, growing desperate as he starts bucking his hips up into yours. He’s never been this turned on before, still hard and balls still heavy. He can’t get enough of you. “Keep fucking me, please don’t stop.”

you were in the park, petting some random dog.

its owner, a tall dude with white hair and sunglasses, said,

“wanna see her puppy?”

and like a fool, you said, “hell yeah, i wanna see puppy.”

you followed him.

to his car.

every true crime podcast screamed in your head,

but puppy logic overrode survival instinct.

fast forward five years.

that tall dude? gojo.

your husband.

the dog is still fat.

gojo’s still hot.

and every time he tells the story, he starts with:

“she risked it all for a puppy. now she’s stuck with me.”

me thinking about gamer!housewife!ellie

How I feel after reblogging literally every hazbin hotel post I see:

im not immune to women who have big brown eyes and are in a constant state of anxiety .

after almost decade of using AO3, i have just found out that you can put it on dark mode.

NO MORE BEING BLINDED BY FICS