I Said Go Ham And Y’all Made A Whole Turkey Dinner, Goddamn!

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this is pt.2, pt.1

Toji, Kento, Satoru, Geto

TOJI

good fuckin slut

sweet little honey on the road

“Daddy will be home soon, baby...”

virgin killer

KENTO

all yours

bounce on your husband's cock, baby

making you feel good

after a long day

SATORU

the strongest bouncing you on his strongest

distracted in the kitchen

gift after a mission

take it then

GETO

you're so perfect...

my perfect fucktoy.

fucking the teacher for a better grade

turning you into his little cockcrazy monkey

I’m always saying this

Sorry Mr. King of Hell, Alastor hails from the land of stubborn, violent psychopaths 😔

(what it do my fellow americans)

ೀ ׅ ۫ . 𝐀𝐖𝐇, 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 ! (𝒞𝐻𝒪𝒮𝒪 𝒦𝒜𝑀𝒪)

choso kamo x f!reader ﾉ 18+ content. ﾉ nsfw ﾉ shibari ﾉ dacryphilia ﾉ multiple orgasms ﾉ dirty talk ﾉ spitting in his mouth ﾉ prostrate vibrator ( m ) ﾉ hair pulling ﾉ dirty talk ﾉ begging ﾉ msub + fdom ﾉ not proofread ! ૮꒰ྀི ´ ꒳ ` ྀི꒱ა

jjk spoliers : i was so upsetti when i saw choso died soo um . . in order 4 all of us choso lovers 2 take our minds off of it, here's a lil pick-me-up ! art credits go to @/n9c4z on danbooru ♡ + ↻ are rlly appreciated ! !

"Look at you, baby boy.. such a pretty little thing.." You cooed, running your fingertips up his thigh, stopping right below his ass, digging your nails into his flesh. Choso whimpered, his thighs trembling, his cheeks flushed a pretty shade of red. He was on his knees, his chest pressed against the floor, his wrists bound together behind his back, the ropes wrapped around his arms and chest, digging into his skin, creating pretty little indentations on his soft pale skin. His hair was a mess, tangled and sticking to his forehead, his lips parted as he panted, his eyes half-lidded, tears streaming down his face, soft sobs escaping his throat. You leaned over him, pressing a gentle kiss to his temple, before pulling back and giving his ass a sharp slap, a strangled moan leaving his mouth.

"Look at how wet you are.." You said softly, moving your hand between his legs, sliding your fingers over his slit, teasing the head of his cock, a whimper slipping past his lips. His cock was shiny and sticky with his own arousal, the tip glistening, the slit leaking precum. His balls were drawn up tight, the skin stretched taut. He was dripping onto the floor, his whole body trembling, his toes curling.

"So wet and messy for me.." You whispered, grabbing a handful of his ass, spreading his cheeks apart, admiring his tight little hole, the rim red, puffy and viably twitching, the muscles clenching and unclenching around the vibrator that was buried inside of him. You smiled, giving his ass another firm slap, before leaning forward and licking a stripe along his taint, feeling him shiver underneath you. "You're so beautiful like this, all tied up and spread out for me." You said, wrapping your fingers around the base of the vibrator, turning it up a few notches, watching his hole stretch around the toy as it began to buzz. "All mine to do with as I please.." You mused, grabbing his cock, giving it a rough tug, his body jerking in response, a broken moan leaving his lips. You slid your hand up his back, tangling your fingers into his hair, pulling his head up, forcing him to look at you, your grip tightening as you pulled harder.

Choso's eyes rolled back, his jaw slack, a stream of drool dribbling down his chin. He was a complete and utter mess, his hair matted, his face covered in a mixture of sweat and tears, his cheeks stained pink. He was shaking, his legs weak, barely able to hold himself up, his muscles strained and trembling, his entire body drenched in sweat. He was gasping, his breath ragged and labored, his lungs burning, his throat raw from the constant screaming and crying. He couldn't think straight, his mind clouded, his thoughts incoherent and jumbled, his vision blurred. He was barely able to string together a coherent thought, his words reduced to nothing more than incoherent whines and moans, his words slurred and sluggish, his tongue heavy in his mouth. "M-mm..mm-more, plea-please, please, pleaseplease.." he managed to choke out, his body convulsing as his balls constricted, a spurt of cum shooting out of his slit, landing on the floor. "I-I n-n-need t-t-to, mm, cum, p-please, pleasepleaseplease, need-t-to c-c-c-c-um.." He begged, his voice hoarse, his words trailing off, his eyes rolling back in his head, even more so when he felt gooey saliva land in his mouth, a gurgled moan leaving his throat as he swallowed the thick glob, his body shuddering.

You let go of his hair, pushing his face down into the ground, watching him sink to his knees, his ass raised high, the vibrator still buzzing, causing his legs to quiver and his hips to buck, his cock bouncing as it slapped against his stomach. He was a whimpering, sobbing mess, his body limp and pliable, his limbs unable to move, his mind hazy and fuzzy, his body feeling like it was on fire. He did his best to remain upright, his knees spreading further apart, his ass cheeks parting, the vibrator moving deeper inside of him, rubbing against his prostate, sending wave after wave of pleasure coursing through his veins. "Mmh, mommyyyy.. mommy, p-please.." Choso moaned, his voice muffled by the ground. He was so close to cumming, his cock throbbing, aching for release, his balls tightening, his stomach clenching, the pressure building and building, until finally he felt his cock swell, his orgasm hitting him hard, his hips bucking forward as he came, thick ropes of hot cum coating the floor beneath him, his cock pulsating and twitching. His body went slack, his legs giving out, his knees sliding across the ground, his arms limp at his sides, his entire body sagging, a long drawn out moan escaping his mouth, his voice hoarse, his throat raw.

The vibrator continued to hum inside of him, his hole clenching and unclenching around the toy, milking his prostate. Choso's hips moved involuntarily, his ass swaying from side to side, his body moving on its own, his cock already half hard, the tip still oozing precum. "H-hhm…mm.. turn it off..p-ple-ase.." he gasped, his voice raspy, his body twitching, his limbs tingling, his skin tingling. "P-pleas-e.. I-I can't…" He whimpered, his eyes fluttering shut, his head falling forward, his shoulders slumped. His chest rose and fell rapidly, his breathing erratic, his heart hammering inside his chest. He felt dizzy, the room spinning around him, his vision blurring. "M-mommy.. please.." He begged, his eyes snapping open, his mouth opening wide, a scream ripping from his throat, a fresh wave of tears falling from his eyes, his body writhing and thrashing on the ground, the vibrations intensifying as you turned it up further, the toy pressed firmly against his prostate. "N-ngh, no! S-sto-p! Hnn.. aaah.. n-no!" Choso cried out, his ass rippling, his body rocking forward, his knees sliding further apart, his head dropping down, his hands balling into fists, his nails digging into the flesh of his palms. "Mmmph, I-I can't.. hol..hold back-!" He sobbed, his legs tensing up, his spine curving, his toes curling, his teeth clamping down on his bottom lip. "I'm g-gonna.. c-c-cu-um! I'm gonna cu-um..! Mmm- Cumm-cumming again! Nnnhg.. mmn, fuck! Ffffuck!"

He was completely helpless, unable to control his body, the pleasure too intense, too overwhelming, his mind and body completely and utterly consumed by ecstasy, his nerves tingling, every muscle in his body screaming for release, his body writhing and twisting, his limbs jerking uncontrollably. His cock pulsated and throbbed, continuous spurts of pearly arousal shooting from his slit, the floor beneath him becoming slippery. He was making a mess everywhere, the puddle beneath him growing larger, his thighs and calves drenched. "Aaaah-ha.. ha-ahh.. ahnnn-h-haaah!" Choso wailed as he came down from his high, his cock pulsating and throbbing, the vibrator continuing to hum, the sound reverberating throughout the room, his ears ringing, his body shaking violently. "N-nggh, I c-c-can't h-hand-le it..!" He stuttered, his voice cracking, his vision blurred, tears streaming down his cheeks. He was panting heavily, a gasp of relief escaping his mouth as the vibrator was removed, his hole clenching and unclenching, a shudder rippling through his soul. His arms and legs were numb, his fingers tingling, his knees bruised from where he had been kneeling. "Oh.." he mumbled, his eyes fluttering shut, his heart rate slowing, his breathing evening out, a quiet sigh leaving his lips.

"Poor thing, you're absolutely filthy.." You tutted, running your fingers through his hair, scratching at his scalp. Choso whined softly, his face heating up, his cheeks burning, a deep crimson flush covering his entire face. "So messy.." You added, trailing your fingertips down his back, tracing the outline of his spine, pressing down slightly. He flinched, a whimper escaping his mouth, his body tensing up. You leaned down, your breath hot against his ear. "I'll clean you up, don't worry.."

SHUT UP!

🏮 sub!gojo x dom!reader 🏮 strapping mr super annoying (read: pathetic) six eyes

Just thinking about how Gojo is, simply put, really annoying…

How even when you’re fucking he just won’t shut up. Poking and prodding you with taunts as you ride him, that you’re going too slow or too fast, that he’s in a rush and doesn’t have all day or that he isn’t looking to make a new olympic record for the fastest round. Even when you gag him, his own blindfold shoved messily into his mouth, it’s like he speaks with his hands. Pushing and pulling you every which way—forcing your hips to move under his strong grip or tugging your head down and baring his neck in the hopes you’ll get the message to bite at the skin there.

Satoru maintains his flurry of babbling words and annoyingly insistent hands every single time—without fail. Desperate, you’ve tried anything you could think of to knock him down a few pegs; he’s been gagged and bound and hit and degraded. But nothing seems to disrupt the banter he likes to keep up even when the timing is totally inappropriate. He never seems to care—even enjoys it, you’d venture. A cheeky, arrogant smirk gracing his face whenever he sees you getting frustrated at him—your barbed, exasperated words only riling him up or encouraging him.

That is, until you tried strapping him.

He kept up his stream of antagonising remarks through you kissing him and forcing him to lay back onto the bed, through bending his legs as you move to kneel between them. All up until your curious fingers began prodding at him, smoothing over his entrance. Satoru protests, moving to sit up and laughing awkwardly to try and regain the upper hand.

Relax. Trust me.

The breath catches in his chest when you first sink a finger into him, feeling along his walls curiously. An addicting red flush spilling over his cheeks and down his chest. And by the time you’ve got three fingers inside him, squelching noisily and scissoring when you thrust in, he’s keening under you. Hands scrabbling for purchase on the soft bedsheets below him and head tipping back to whine in embarrassment. No trace of the annoying sorcerer you’ve become so intimately acquainted with to be found.

And god, when you raise yourself up on your knees, drizzling lube onto your strap and stroking along the length—it’s like he’s gone mute. So entirely enraptured as he watches your fingers spread the sticky liquid, throat bobbing nervously.

The only sound you hear from him when you press into him, forcing him to take inch by inch of you until you’re snug against him, is Satoru whining, a breathy oh fuck that tangles in a high-pitched moan. It’s like he’s been possessed—or maybe you have, determined to hear more as you pull out before snapping back in, hard. Listening to how the air is punched out of him.

And as you fuck into him, your pace punishing in every right—elated at this newfound silence after suffering for so long—he writhes under you. Utterly gone. His face red and splotchy, and tears clumping at his lash line that spill over on a particularly rough thrust. A slurring string of keening, desperate noises dripping from his lips, only interrupted as you force him up the bed when you rut into him.

Satoru’s ah ah ah devolving into fuuu-nghh when you hit his prostrate, slamming into it without remorse. His abdomen quivering and back arching, lips red and swollen with how he’s biting them. And when you balance yourself, reaching a hand to roughly fist his dick in time with your hips, he sobs, voice jumping as he comes—release painting his stomach and tears streaming down his temples, hair sticking to his sweaty forehead.

You grip his waist firmly, digging your fingers in as you help him ride it out so that he may be left with a bruise. A reminder tomorrow—of how you quite literally fucked Satoru’s snarky words right out of him.

Sinful Bliss (MDNI)

Lucifer x Fem! Sinner! Reader

Hazbin Hotel Smut

Warnings: overstimulation, riding, cursing, mentions of his tail pleasing you, mommy kink, subspace, creampie, aftercare, praise, Sub! Lucifer, squirting, fainting, (small mention of abandonment issues), funny ending,etc…

Lucifer was far to used to being served, he was used to being treated as a King getting everything he wanted even if he could do it himself. Sex had become boring for him always being given pleasure but never truly getting to give pleasure to his partners. Yet that all changed once he met you, you were willing to explore his desires and it brought him to life. Now here you were, using him to your heart’s content, his hips stuttering up into your warm cunt while you crashed your own back down on him. The room was filled with his whiny moans and the lewd melody of wet skin to skin, “Fuck! That’s it Luci, such a good boy. My pretty boy reaching so deep inside.”, you praised him bouncing on his cock like a rabbit in heat.

You leaned forward stealing a kiss from his lips, he moaned into your mouth drooling with pleasure as your tongue dominated his own.

“M-Mommy! Mommy I’m cumming…fuck cumming inside!”, he squealed, holding you close while you settled your hips above him.

The delicious warmth of his creamy load filling your womb set all of your nerves ablaze with pleasure, you held his head flush to your chest smiling at the muffled moans he still hiccuped as he filled you. Lucifer was already exhausted but to lost in his head to acknowledge the ache in his pretty cock.

“That’s it let it all out sweetheart. Doing so good for me, love you so much Lucifer.”, you hummed kissing his rosey cheeks.

His body was shaking already from the overstimulation, his breaths were ragged and heavy. You knew he couldn’t last much longer, you were ready to give him a break but he was so fucked out of his mind that he couldn’t let you go. “One more. One more time mommy please, I’ll be good I promise.”, he begged, tears forming in his beautiful eyes.

“No honey you can’t handle anymore. You did so good for me, it’s okay I’ll settle down in a bit.”, you promised him, cupping his cheeks in your soft hands just to kiss him some more. Lucifer stared up at you with glossy eyes, his smile dropping into a sad pout, how could you be so cruel to deny him bringing you to ecstasy? His desire to please you and bring you to orgasm was stronger than his sense of reason, if his normal body was to tired than his demon form should suffice. You felt his tail wrap around your waist and then noticed his horns appear, “Lucifer?”

Before you knew it you’d been flipped onto your back, Lucifer now settled between your legs holding your hips up at an angle that would allow him to bully your sweet spot. His eyes had changed but the same desperation shined in them while his cheeks grew a deeper shade of red. You couldn’t say anything to him to talk him out of this little trance he was in, you simply accepted your fate hoping he’d settle down once he’d made you cum. Slowly but surely he pushed past the slight pain in his achy cock until he’d set the perfect rhythm.

“Cum. Cum for me (y/n), please I need to feel you cum around my cock.”, he whined breathlessly, slamming his hips into you like a mindless toy.

Your back arched off the bed in pleasure and your legs trembled against his hips, “Luci! Right there, th-that’s it right there!”, you squealed feeling his tip rub against your g-spot.

He’s not sure what happened after that, he found himself to lost in pleasing you that he had seemed to black out. The tip of his tail moved from your waist down to your swollen little clit and began rubbing it vigorously. He moaned your name over and over again with each thrust of his hips, your inner walls clenching and sucking his cock in desperately as you neared your end.

“Fuck mommy so good! Your pussy loves my cock so much.”, Lucifer moaned leaning against you to kiss your breasts and neck.

You agreed with him feeling the knot in your stomach ready to come undone and release your final orgasm. Lucifer didn’t stop even if his cock ached so much, he had to please you, he just had to make you cum like a good boy.

“Don’t stop…right there…right there I’m so close fuck!”, you squealed trying so hard to hold it until Lucifer was close.

You could feel his tears falling against your chest he was so fucked out of his mind that he was close to blacking out but he couldn’t not yet. His golden eyes focused on the beautiful skin of your unmarked neck, he let out a demonic moan and sunk his teeth into your neck biting down hard to ground himself. That bite was all it took to send you over the edge, the sudden pain, the stimulation to you clit, and the fullness of his spasming cock inside of you was all it took to have you squirting over him. You collapsed flat on the bed once your orgasm had passed, struggling to catch your breath from the intensity of your final round.

“Damn Luci…y-you sure know how to show a girl heaven.”, you giggled hugging him weakly above you. You’d turned to press a kiss to his cheek when you finally noticed he’d fainted on top of you and turned back to normal, you panicked for a moment but quickly refocused and rolled over so he was now laying on the bed. You slowly got off of his cock and started to gently tap his face to try and wake him. It took a few minutes of calling his name and stroking his head but eventually he did wake up.

“(Y-y/n)?”, he called to you in a groggy tone.

You gave him a small smile and nodded your head, “Hey sleeping beauty, c’mon lets go shower so we can turn in for the night. You did such a perfect job, thank you for making me feel so special.”, you hummed.

You noticed his eyes still seemed glossed over, he seemed to be daydreaming. You knew what that meant and after being treated so well you were more than happy to return the favor. You carried him to the bathroom to shower with him and held him up while the water gently cascaded down on your bodies. He was still so out of it but you didn’t mind at all, you were happy to bathe him and shampoo his hair. You talked slowly to him, just offering praise and saying ‘I love you’ to him over and over. Once you dressed him and yourself you gently tugged him along to the bed, of course you changed the sheets and offered him some water before tucking him in.

“Do you want any food? More water? C’mon baby talk to me.”, you giggled, kissing his temple sweetly.

He gave a slow blink before shaking his head no, he held your hand gently tugging it and scooting over so you could join him in bed. “Just stay.”, he spoke softly patting the bed for you.

You smiled and took your spot next to him, “You really are the greatest, the greatest lover, the greatest king, and a better father. I’m so happy to have you.”, you confessed softly, Lucifer slowly filled your arms, burying his face in your chest as sleep finally started getting the better of him.

“Don’t leave me.”, he whined.

You stared down at him a bit shocked but knew it was just his fear of being abandoned again talking, you kissed the top of his head softly and held him close, “I won’t Lucifer I promise, I love you.”, you whispered softly listening to his soft snores slowly fill the room.

Sleep was exactly what your tired body needed right now, hopefully by tomorrow Lucifer would be back to normal.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Charlie let out a loud yawn as she entered the kitchen for breakfast, her bedhead was wild like a lion’s mane but everyone was used to it. The familar smell of something sweet caught her attention along with a happy tune being hummed. She blinked away her sleep staring at her father happily cooking pancakes in his robe and duckie slippers.

“Dad? What are you doing up this early?”, she asked.

Lucifer turned and smiled at his precious daughter handing her a fresh cup of coffee, “Good morning Charlie, I was just whipping myself up some breakfast before heading out for the day. I’m taking (y/n) out on date.”, he cheered.

Angel entered the room and despite being tired also noticed a subtle change in Lucifer, he looked extremely refreshed and relaxed almost youthful if he was being honest. Angel instantly recognized what was going on, Razzle took the tray of food from Lucifer and flew off to his room.

“I made plenty for everyone if you need me I’ll be upstairs with the love of my life! Bye bye now!”, Lucifer smiled happily skipping back to the elevators.

Angel watched the happy man disappear and let out a hearty laugh, “He so totally got laid last night!”

Charlie’s face flushed red upon hearing such a thing, “Angel please be quiet.”, she groaned sipping her coffee.

Frankly he wasn’t wrong but Charlie was just to tired to process that her Hotel Receptionist was sleeping with her Father. Oh well at least you made him happy.

yes i am dating adam omfg please come save me☹️

hiiii are you currently looking for a new wife? i can cook and clean🤟

🍎But are you dating Adam? That’s the most important part.🍎

This is how that scene went right

Y/N: Vox, you are by far the most jealous sinner I know

Vox: You know other sinners?