Gravity Falls, But The Twins Spend Their Summers Like Me

I really enjoyed this pharmacist who steals names

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

We as a fandom are seriously missing some potential with revamping Reverse Falls. Like in hindsight the 2010s version was such a flop and mostly just a really weird excuse to write billdip make the twins hot—but WILLFORD?! Come ON.

Give Stanford the hubris of a supervillain and a gullible paranormal creature to study and abuse its power. THAT’S some compelling toxic yaoi right there.

What is this?

He’s living My dream

I am deaf of one ear, send your prayers to me

True

Billford

I just finished Gravity Falls for the first time and found the Billford ship. Since no one had pointed this out, I'll do it myself! With Billford being a ship...doesn't that mean Stanley punched his brother's toxic ex out of existence?

The love story being better than my life

I've connected the dots

Ford but I relate to him

The only One Of Us au I can really see happening is Ford agreeing to Bill's deal only to demand the Milky Way galaxy, and to be allowed to finish living his human life before he goes with Bill. Which is only what? Twenty, thirty years? Yeah sure, have fun, seeya soon Sixer.

There's no clothing swap. Instead, Ford is the one agreeing to the deal. He reaches his hand out to shake, but just before Bill grabs it he snatches it back.

"But first- my price. You want that equation? Well I seem to remember you offering me my own galaxy. You give me the Milky Way, and I'll tell you how to leave Gravity Falls."

Feed all of us

Here so many Alternate Ending of MrBillPines AU after they retired Route (almost all of this is ppl headcanon that I really like)

Route #1 : " Happily ever after" (ford be Immortal with bill and continue their traveling)

Route #2 : "Weirdmegaddon" ( ford died )

Route #3 : "Move On" (bill continue his life after ford died)

Route #4 : "Anywhere you go I'll go" (Bill go inside ford mind in the last moment and died within it)

Route #5 : " Ill be lower for you" (bill be a mortal for Ford)

Route #6 : "Everything here is dead" (bill cursed Ford without consent and give him reason to live by destrying his dimensions)

Route #7 : "I trust you too much" (ford kill Bill so they can die together and no potential of Bill destroying his dimensions after he gone)

Route #8 : "Death is not a options" (bill put ford soul into a machine and be with it)

Route #9 : "fated" (Bill meet the reincarnation of Ford after a thousands of years after his death )

My personal favourite is #6 , #4 , #8

Clever

do you suppose everyone was disappointed in Ford when they realized he could have had the objectively fucking cool (+ fitting) last name 'Cipher' and CHOSE not to

Here the plot twist for you guys , His full name actually change to Stanford Luchipher Pines, the same as Bill

AHAHHAHA I just love to see you guys reaction of the last name thing when I'm actually combine both of their last name together