You Have To Outlive Donald Trump

taylorswift I hope you see this but we’ve been together for 4 months, he just texted me and told me he was done with me. Gave me no reason and kept trying to get me to do irrational things to get him back. Now he’s calling me names and I just feel crumbled. I don’t know what to do

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma.  Momma will be right here. Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps. Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground.  Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup! And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive. Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup! The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water.  You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon!  Momma says it’s okay.  There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too! There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

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If you LIKE pineapple on pizza, reblog this post.

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I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important. 

PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.

Modern society, bisexual becomes more and more, perhaps say, as a new human concept is more and more open, there are more and more bisexual choose out, with the development of bisexual, a growing number of bisexual people choose out, some bisexual bar, bisexual dating sites began to emerge. Bisexual group experience gradually strong, one day, bisexual are all approved, accepted.

Things that should exist:

~magic ~time travel ~fictional characters ~superpowers ~talking pets ~magic potions

Things that shouldn’t exist:

~supremacy ~rape ~murder ~sexism ~homophobia ~racism

I can't decide if I like my cutting scars or maybe I hate the reminder of how weak I was...

Franz Kafka, 1912