Oh Yeah Bakubro’s Birthday Is Coming Up!

listen bakugo and I are 100% platonic friends but we get a little freaky and fruity with each other

Here’s an example

This is what I mean

it’s on me girly!

hey ochako I was wondering if you wanted to tag along with me and denki to karaoke night?

sure I’d love to! Oh wait, sorry I can’t I don’t have any money. :(

10 out of 10 would highly recommend this

count me in todoroki!

Who would like to commit arson with me?

fuck your right

what Even is hawks you might ask well I’ll tell you

A human bird man who has two kids and is endeavor’s number one fan (he’s a real cutie as a smol child)

thank you for coming to my ted talk

you try to hard it’s not making you look better

After learning that All Mights quirk was some secret power that gave him the strength he had

I now know that I was the better Man and Hero

My power came from hard work and sheer determination

Which is far greater than getting handed a power up

you know what fair

Wait a minute your a gir-uhhhhhhhhhh

*noticably beet red and slack jawed*

*whispers* goddamn...

THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT!?

your way cooler kiddo

Me: So my daught-

Jibaneno: "good job your doing kirishima keep being a hero"

Me: Y-yes my daughter jibaneno is very proud

Hugor: "dad...how much can he break"

Me: Sorry about Hugor. He uh...wants to

Hugor: "can i break open your hard rock body !"

Jibaneno: "sorry my evil brother is here too."

*hugor gets bonked by jibaneno. Now there both fighting*

Me: kids am I right. Anyways wanted to say your doing a good job kirishima.

Tell your kids that they’re very cool!

okay so I lost my Aizawa acc so I’m making a new one

you need to get fucking therapy

I should have instilled my beliefs into Shoto while training him

He would have made a great member of the faction that I am forming

A faction that will one day make Pro Heroes all over the country realise my way of doing things is right