Risotto May Not Be Exciting Food, But It Sure Is Easier To Eat Than Basically Anything Else.

Bog Leaving time folks

This mf really got the perfect name for their job

Source (I was looking this up cause I realised I had had both in quick succession numerous times, and was curious):

I went to see a musical for the first time in a year and a half, and London really does seem to have forgotten the existence of ol' Rona. It's kind of surreal to see an entire train car of people ignoring signs plastered all over the carriage and station.

Anyway, went to see Six, and it was much pog, can reccomend.

I'm learning Japanese on duolingo, and they really did just put the word for ears in the lesson after cat like

I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT

customer service be like:

I'm locked out of my house

People fail to realise that I am almost always off in my own world. I do not ignore you intentionally, I just don't realise that the world my body is in wants my attention. Be gentle with my wandering brain, because it will overreact to your offence.

Was at christmas dinner and my aunt is talking about some French celebrity I don't know about because I don't live here and just says "I was fine with her until she turned out muslim" and i genuinely was unable to speak for several minutes because it came completely out of nowhere. Just silently sat like

and my whole family just kept talking like nothing happened wtf.

This man makes some of the greatest ytps on earth. This is your PSA to go check out his YT channel if that is at all in line with your sense of humour.

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