For The Vast Majority Of My Life I Thought The Reason People Drank Milk After Eating Chocolate Goods

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

Which one of us got stabbed in the leg again?

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

Im whimsical and can be trusted with responsibility

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

do you think htey call it weed because it makes you go weee then they give you the d

"my computers overheating-" your computers in heat?!😍😩🤯🫣✨💋✂️💖✨💕

When Mr beast transitions do you think she’ll be called Mr breast

This just feels like an argument between a married couple who are soon to be divorced

at first i thought i was god, now I realise I'm erotic flesh jesus. this is because I can hear the spider. it whispers to me at night while I sleep. gives me divine messages. and makes me hypersexual