My Puppet Is Prettier Than Me

Ohhhhhj so the childhood self doesn't disappear forever they come back as a ghost when you are struggling to break into adulthood and sit with you during your lunch break so you're not alone. Alright

i was getting on my knees to pray to u but sure i can suck u off too while im at it

Imagine being able to make stone look soft...

okey doke! I'm ready to be mentally ill but in a fun way, when does that happen

Parallel Universe

(photo I took at an exhibition where taking photos was forbidden)

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

Good Omens makes the perfect meme template. Also today's special guest: my cat Mezcal, he's an asshole and I love him very much.

i am way too tired be a slave to capitalism today just let me lay on the floor and rot like a pile of leaves

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing