I Feel Called Out :)))

joel absolutely would grow shit weed and have a therapist who hates his guts thank you so much hbo

"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW BATHROOM TRAP. 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚

fuck hookup culture fuck dating fuck meet cutes i just need to find someone who won't run away in terror when i inevitably transform into an enormous fearsome beast who really just needs someone to see my razor sharp fangs and anguished howls and gently place their hand on my snout and tell me they still love me

when priam is like hi helen you have done nothing wrong in your life ever i only blame the gods and fate. btw who is that massive hottie on the battlefield. and helen is like you have been at war with this guy for the past nine years how do you not know who agamemnon is

Tma + tmagp art masterpost

fatherhood for beginners

gay people can't flirt normally it's always gotta be some shit like this

Joel: It’s best if we keep our pasts to ourselves 😠

Ellie: okay

Joel: So anyway my brother was in Desert Storm because he just couldn’t help being a hero and then he joined the Fireflies for the same reason what a fucking dweeb you know, also me and Tess and Tommy used to ambush people and it’s clearly deeply painful for me to recall but oh well—oh hey when you said it wasn’t your first time hurting someone like that what did u mean that’s wild do you wanna talk about it ):

Ellie: 👁️👄👁️

why do office job guys talk so much about "e-males"......you got a boyfriend in that computer or something?

no more marvel. no more booktok books with the same cover. no more poetry collections that are written solely for the quotes to circulate online. no more songs written with the intention of going viral. please i’m begging.