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Tumblr is if the game of mao was a website

What if instead of an election we held an erection

the easiest way to stop global warming woulf be to force all the billionares to live in antarctica

Reblog if you believe in the darkness of hell

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

Do yall remember when black friday actually meant something? When people would rush stores as soon as they opened, risking their lives for 70% off? I get that the life/death aspect is not good actually, but i cant stand seeing ads for a company's "Lowest prices yet!" and it's 5% off, with 10% off of shipping.

in the dominos pizza, Straight up "new yorkin it." and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pizzas

Like, i'd totally wear a button that says "my pronouns are: they didn't have my pronouns." Bonus points if it has a stock photo of a shark in the background.

You know how at gift shops they have various merch with various common english names on them (Except for mine of course)? And there's always one that says "They didn't have my name"? They should do that but with pronoun pins.

although current magic: the gathering designers claim that black mana is not evil, the traits associated with it, both mechanically in game (sacrificing your own creatures and killing others', etc.) and in the narrative (ambition, selfishness, power), demonstrate that it is an antisocial force at least. the decision to associate the Swamp as a source of power for black decks is part of a long history in European cultures that reviles swamps, bogs, and other wetlands as evil places. this mindset contributed to the mass destruction of wetlands across the world until very recent scientific endeavors showed how important wetlands are. in reality, wetlands are extremely complicated, unique, and environmentally crucial ecosystems which exist in myriad forms on every continent save antarctica. to combat colonialist thought, i propose a radical change to the mtg paradigm by replacing the Swamp basic land type with one that truly represents a spawning ground for evil: the Parking Lot.