Implying That A Regular Banana Either Grants A Single Year Of Good Luck, Or Two Years Of Normal Luck.

Siivagunner plays with mp4's the same way tumblr plays with jpeg's and i'm right

I summon you to fulfill your oath

hi tumblr im back (thank u to oomf for putting me on this)

Do you think jack black ever goes "i'm jackin' it!" when he jacks it or has the mold gotten to me

Ambiguity my beloved

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

Cant sleep. How many sides does a pillow have?

Bitches want me for my 5 million power in rise of kingdoms

I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

The 3 deadly bottom surgeries, and other/results

Deltarune + silksong announced on the same day is cool and all, but we have the ability to make this another barbenheimer. A deltasong if you will.

I like to play a game, called "how little effort can i put into my post without it being noticeable.