Willing To Bet That If We Did Another Election Now, We'd Have Different Results.

Ambiguity my beloved

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

Everyone always talks about pronouns like they're this big thing. But never once have i seen anyone acknowlwdge the noobnouns, nor the hackernouns

Diabolical ass pumpkin

Why tf were none of you going to tell me i had a typo in my description bog thing this whole time?! Grrrrrr...

Bitches want me for my 5 million power in rise of kingdoms

Friendly reminder: a sharpie could be used to change it to say a variety of things; bi men, logical men, bog men, boo, or my fav, big men. If you see this shit, never forget the political power of a sharpie

So, were any of you going to tell me that hatsune miku is the voice of nyan cat or was i just supposed to have already known that?