he/him | 19 yo | General Cryptor apologist
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I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those “Make a Wish Foundation” and similar people.
I mean, the heroes do, of course they do, kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.
But surely there are also the kids, who - because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because he’s scary or she’s awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?
DJ SS from no straight roads, saw this boss fight and wow everything about it was great ⭐️_⭐️
this art is cool as heck, dude
Circuit Board to Brain / with two lungs collecting change / one big human heart gently beeping
the protomens first album really does go straight from "and cradling the brother he murdered on what had been a quest to avenge him, our hero realized that his brother was right; mankind was not worth saving, and would never rebel against the totalitarian society that dominated them. he ran, leaving the civilians he'd gathered to be massacred for following him, their screams the only thing the trailed him as he abandoned the city" to "Here's A List Of All The Mega Man Bosses" huh
The Great Gatsby's copyright expires January 1, 2021 and I for one am quite looking forward to the inevitable publication of Nick/Gatsby fanfiction.
tmw one of you coworkers ends up getting used as a host for a semi-parasitic body horror alien worm and you have to use a broom to poke them off the wall so that they can actually do their tasks
Among Us really keeps reminding me of that Barry Wilmore parody quote
Ok so i made this based off this
here are some of my fav frames 👀
when you try to take a pic but your annoying little brother won’t shut up
i... am i having a stroke
BYE
pokémon evolution
*slaps roof of train* this bad boy can fit so much cosmic horror in it
[ID: A digital drawing of Odin from The Bifrost Incident. She is an old woman with long, braided white hair, wearing a green-grey coat decorated with golden nordic patterns, standing with her back to the viewer in the corridor of a train. The train’s walls are brown with intricate golden patterns, the carpet is red, also decorated with the same pattern. All around the picture are cracks with bright, multicoloured matter flowing out of them.]
bro I swear everytime I forgot that ninjago exists it randomly starts trending again, like it’s been running for almost 10 years, how are you still alive
new cookie time… i’m guessing birthday cake cookie or maybe party cookie.
Seasons 14, 15, 16, and 17 are now all but confirmed
And on that note, soon there’ll be more seasons with the redesigns than not
aw snap it’s a national holiday
I attempt to draw Lloyd in the Monkie Kid art style
idk how well I did asdfghjkl
the events of season 11 wouldn’t be brushed off...
i don’t know about y’all but i’d give my arm and a leg just to have that. it would be so cool!!
Being in this fandom is just that guy with a sword holding a cat meme but I'm the guy with the sword and Dareth is the cat and I'm protecting him from the haters
i flip a coin every time i draw lloyd to see which christmas color the universe wants me to paint his eyes today
i am in PHYSICAL PAIN
good evening it’s missing garmadad hours again, that is all :’’) takes place somewhere after season 10, since we don’t…really know where Garmadon is at the moment.
It’s pure chance Garmadon’s at the compound in the first place.
He’s been trying to stay out of the affairs of humans, even since the girl who brought him back left him with the worst of headaches to deal with. Garmadon doesn’t understand them, humans and their petty drama, their odd phrases and the way they ask him to stay. So most of the time, he leaves them alone. It’s a generous gesture, on his part.
But every once in a while, there are humans who refuse to leave him alone, in which case he rescinds any generosity and makes an example of them. The humans in the compound he’s dealing with tonight are particularly persistent ones — they’ve been tracking him for weeks, trying to jump him when they think he’s not watching. It’s beyond irritating, and he doesn’t have much patience these days — if any at all. So tonight he’s tracked them, right back to their little hideout, and he’s been having a decently chaotic evening of carnage so far.
Garmadon’s only planned on that — walking in, leaving a message, then walking right back out. But halfway out the building he pauses, his eyes drawn toward one of the long hallways, the lights above flickering in and out as the power sputters.
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Jay: I accidentally forgot about birdsitting for Zane, how long do you think I'll live?
Cole: Ten
Jay: Ten what!?
Cole: Nine
Mayhaps,,,,,,evil Lloyd???? (And maybe not because he’s part Oni since everyone and their grandmother does that but please do whatever you want to worm)
I mean dang what wouldn’t be an opportunity to make the kid evil?? He’s been through so much, all after having his childhood and family ripped away from him for the sake of “destiny”. He can only cope with all of it on his own for so long. What if one day his mind just says fuck it and snaps?
It’s like a nuclear explosion, both physically and emotionally.
Lloyd can’t control his powers, and since energy’s such a finicky element, it disrupts everything. Electricity, the environment, the fucking weather. The more upset he is the worse it gets, and no one can get close to him, much less calm him down.
I don’t see Lloyd going evil, so much more as,,,distorted. Broken. Turned into something he’s not because he’s a scared kid in a harsh world where no one has ever held his hand.
He stays right in the spot he broke down in, frozen and dazed. He flip flops between total silence and deafening cries that could crack the walls. When he does move everything goes to shit in his path. He causes nothing but destruction and doesn’t seem aware of it at all.
The ninja try to help but can’t get too close, so they have to calm him down from afar. But he just,,,doesn’t responds. Lloyd is out to lunch, goodbye, don’t come back again sort of thing.
Honestly the only thing that could snap him out of it is a hug (which oof because no one can get close enough) or Garmadon (which is even more oOF)
,,,,I just realized that’s kinda not at all what you asked but take it anyway
so... "hurricane lloyd" huh??
@vlanderzine @anxiousworm ...these AUs are literally killing me
( @zebra-all-the-time i’m not either of the above two creators, but... hey, i made some concept doodles too! :D )