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Two milestones in one day?!?!?!?!

is it so wrong of me to want all three seasons of The Witcher to be re-shot to focus solely on Geralt and Jaskier?

and also for it to be significantly gayer???

i just want monster-of-the-week with Geralt and Jaskier plodding around the Continent bitching at each other like an old married couple and giving each other sponge baths with maximum sexual tension, thanks. i mean plot is cool or whatever, but i could take it or leave it.

i'm gonna have to do some Geraskier fanart soon to assuage my yearning, clearly

OP these poses give me life.

together, soft, shining ✨

Part 11!

COME ON ANGEL, I'VE GOT A POINT TO PROVE.

The illustrated smutty one-shot continues. Part 7 of who-the-fuck-knows-anymore. A flashback begins to explain how Az got himself into this situation.

Have the whole panel, Tumblr, as a treat.

Catch the rest on my Patreon, for the NSF+ Tiers.

Crowley be like "I'm finna ruin this man's whole life."

And further fantastic notes, this time on drawing Michael's likeness.

Ok! Some notes on Michael’s face:

- His face resembles a heart. The features don’t have a distinct feel to me.

- His forehead appears very large in relation to the face. This is due to the wide distance between his temples. The head and neck are also wide, and ears are quite large. The cheekbone and jawbone are soft, which gives the face a feminine or child-like impression when he’s got no facial hair.

- His browbone is curved in a very particular way, and the eye sits deep within the socket, this combination creates a distinctive shadow shape under strong, or even regular light. The ever present shadow makes his own relatively sparse eyebrows insignificant. This is why different eyebrow shapes can alter his look significantly. Also, he has very noticeable eye bags since youth and often dark circles, so his under-eye area is usually darker than most others.

- His nose bridge is short, but extremely tall. The pointy tip tilts heavily upwards, which makes the entire nose feel even taller. This nose is very specifically linked to him, so exaggerating it to a reasonable extent would boost the resemblance.

- The shapes of his eyes, lips, and chin resemble Michelangelo’s David. Well, his lips are thinner, but the curves are still similar.

- His face is generally symmetrical, but the left eye is slightly smaller. It becomes more noticeable when he smiles.

GO READ THIS FIC INSPIRED BY MY ART, PLS, IT'S GREAT

Original: don't fret precious, i'm here

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Aziracrow Birthday Fic for Quona!

Here's a brand spanking new fic for the one and only @quona for their birthday (yes I know I'm a little late, shhh!)

It's based off of their own fantastic artwork which you can see here

Title: I'm Here 

Words: 8.5k

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Crowley awakens from an awful dream to discover that Aziraphale had not in fact left him again, and was actually right there next to him in bed. Aziraphale tries to reassure him, but some wounds take more than just time to heal, if only Crowley could tell his angel what he needs.

Check out the tags on AO3

YOUR CORPORATION AND YOU! This is a (slightly edited version of a) Heavenly Pamphlet that I made for Chapter 6 of fishey_me's fic, Corporation and Corruption, which you can find here!

This portion ^ is not included in the fic version because fishey's fic is pre-Fall, but it was so cute that I made a revised pamphlet to post on my socials.

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will you please complete me -------------------------- NEW ART, HOT OFF THE PRESS - FULL SIZE BELOW THE JUMP

Just in time for the /r/GOAD smut war and I'm not even drawing smut! Look at me, being a contrarian. This is a gift for the GOMM Holiday Exchange on Discord for @queenofthecute! Her prompt for the exchange was: "Aziraphale & Crowley and the intimate tenderness of a kiss on the hand/fingers/wrist," which I was only too happy to oblige. What a sweet prompt!

@queenofthecute, I hope you enjoy the final work as much as enjoyed painting it. ⬇️ FULL SIZE, detail shots, and more info below the jump. ⬇️

I LOVE painting Ultraginger Freckled Crowley (TM). It's frankly a sickness at this point.

I'm also learning how to efficiently paint certain things that I used to render totally by hand, and this piece let me practice several materials, namely gold metallics (Aziraphale's pinky ring and fob/chain) and silver metallics (Crowley's slutty little scarf).

About: Photoshop, Orig. 6491x4895; Title from Nine Inch Nails' "Please", a track on The Fragile.

Breathe, echoing the sound Time starts slowing down Sink until I drown Please, I don't ever want to make it stop And it keeps repeating Will you please complete me?

Cosplaying my favorite sad wet gender cat at The Ineffable Con 5 / @theineffablecon

If you see me, come say hi!

Beautiful, soft, and lovely piece. Az looks like an icon entirely deserving of worship. WITH A BUNNY SLIPPER.

I loved Song of Songs 4:7 by @zeldahime so much that I immediately had to make art. Go read it if you are also enjoy soft divinity kink featuring turbovirgin Crowley fumbling his way through body worship (Explicit, 3290 words).

I bet Tumblr is going to crunch this art something terrible but it's also available full-size on AO3.