Wrong. That Would Be The Sun

yes yoo joonghyuk exists to be the mental health equivalent of a squeaky toy but its important - vital even - that you never, never ask yourself what yoo joonghyuk would do in any given situation. because 9 times out of 10 the answer is going to be "kill himself"

H-Hey.. it’s me again… Gregorysarmy… the dude who wanted to 1v1 u in Fortnite and who wrote that ridiculous 600 thread. Look.. I’d like to apologize for my nefarious behavior and join forces. I’ve see the error in my ways after much thought and consideration, I am satisfied in my role as the bodyguard of Gregory rather than the CEO 🐺. As a result, I have some ideas about GGY I’d like to introduce to you as it relates to why the mimic kidnapped Gregory in the first place and their relationship as of now. 🐺🐺. I’ve also attempted to solve the candy Cadet story. Would you be interested in putting this one sided rivalry in the past and allow me to join you in Greg posting? 🐺🐺 (imma get dragged so hard for this on twitter btw.)

(turns around in my swivel chair that had been facing away from you with my hands clasped together) hello GregorysArmy

love not war us gregory fans have to stick together. you can join the gregoryposting on tumblr and dont worry ive heard all about the another david theory already =) if we join forces as gregory ceo and bodyguard we will be unstoppable

Death Note AU where everythings the same except Light actually carries that big ass scythe from the manga art

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My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

HOW ARE YOU ALL STILL ALIVE AND JONGDOOK POSTING

Guess who’s the better actor🙉😅behold a snippet below that I wrote about their escapades as a fake couple🤭

Both immortals were struggling to keep the beaming smiles on their faces after virtually every member of the party had come by to gush over their freshly announced “partnership”. When another celestial being finally bid them farewell, they both unlocked their arms and breathed long sighs of relief. Wukong ran a hand over his face.

“No one told me fake dating would be this exhausting.”

Macaque shared the sentiment but gave off an air of concern.

“Are we…too good at that?” he said hesitantly, spinning on of his rings in thought.

Wukong dropped his hand and regarded him questioningly.

“At what?”

He did not receive an answer because a very excited party member appeared before them babbling on about how adorable they are as a couple. As if rehearsed, both of them latched back onto each other, Mac placing a hand on Wukong’s chest and leaning their heads together as they grinned at the stranger like two lovestruck idiots.

Thankfully they departed quickly, leaving the pair still locked in close and Wukong suddenly realised what the other had meant. Their faces dropped and their casual pose became rigid as they both froze in embarrassment.

“…that”, Mac concluded stiffly and was the first to retreat to his own space.

Wukong tried clearing the awkwardness out of his throat and waved a dismissive hand in the air while avoiding any and all eye contact.

“Nah, I mean, it’s for the sake of the mission, right? That’s…why it comes so naturally.”

He didn’t see Mac’s face fall ever so slightly at his words.

“Right…”

soukoku and text posts 🖤🖤

bonus:

The cockroach was ICONIC

Happy birthday to the forever hungry Garu/Karu!! Love you!!!!