This Is Absolutely Hilarious

AHHHH this is so sweet

𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆!𝑬𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 

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Hey I just read your cruel fates fic and I'm in love 😭😭 the banter between eris and y/n is just so good and Az that oblivious mf needs to open his ears to his shadows more but I do kinds want him to suffer and for y/n to have a great life with eris but I'm excited to see how you'd go forward with the plot

THANK YOUUU <3

Yes, I really want to knock some sense into Azriel's pretty head. How can someone be so clueless?? The way he makes y/n suffer, I'll definitely make sure he suffers more. Right now I plan to make Azriel endgame.(but not that easily tho.) As for Eris, I really want to write a separate fic for him but idk when that'd come.

Elide: Why do you have to be so tall anyway?

Lorcan: Would you prefer me on my knees?

Look at my husband guys

𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘮…

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐰𝐧.

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𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑫𝑶 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑻. 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻 𝑮𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑵.

Lorcan: *drowning*

Aelin: I'd save him but who am I to play god?

Chaol: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Dorian and Celeana: Awwww— Chaol: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." Dorian and Celeana: Oh.

Aelin: We both look lovely tonight.

Rowan: You know, if you just said that I look lovely, I would've said "so do you".

Aelin: I couldn't take that chance.

Hi me again lmao

With my excitement for the fic I forgot to ask if you'd add me to the taglist for the fic cuz I'm really excited for the update!

Aww I love that you are excited!! Yes I'll add you in the taglisg for sure!! But unfortunately the next update will be super super slow bc I me finals are coming, so pls bear with me! 🫶

Lorcan:*wears dark grey*

Aelin: Bringing out the spring colours, I see.

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