I Have My Qualms About Certain Churches Past Actions And Beliefs, But I Must Admit They Had Some Beautiful

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have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

“…seeing that my dear comrade Patroclus has fallen—he whom I valued more than all others, and loved as dearly as my own life.” - Achilles

(When Achilles’ son arrived at Troy)

Odysseus: …who’s gonna tell him his dad was gay?

Diomedes: His dad wasn’t gay gay

Odysseus: Ah yes, he shared a tent and bed with his not gay platonic friend. He avenged said friend not gayly and never took a wife.

Low-key I’d make such a good medieval knight

Except, like the religion part

Or the fighting part

But I’d eat that aesthetic for sure

Love how companies only deterrent to getting free beverages is not having a cup. Bold of you to assume I won’t cup my hands and drink it like a dog.

The saying “butt naked” is so odd. Imagine a common phrase for being dressed like “pants clothed”

Greek Pottery from the Getty Villa in Los Angeles

Odysseus counseling Achilles when he refuses to fight after Agamemnon seizes Briseis

Artemis presenting a laurel to a musician

I have a really good mental filter. It’s so good that a lot of times nothing comes through it, and when I force myself to speak, the wrong things come out

Never trust an adult when they say they’ll tell you when you’re older. It’s just a lie to escape the interrogation. Continue the questioning until they ask for a lawyer