The King Of Thieves

Ah yes my overlord,

Could I get a crumb of NSFW for Foul Legacy 👀👀👀👀👀

please uwu

Well then, my other NSFW Childe thing will have to wait lmao.

Edit: Aded a cut, hope it works!!

NSFW under the cut.

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『••✎••』NSFW HEADCANONS WITH FOUL LEGACY『••✎••』

This man does not know what a bed is, he'll fuck you against everything and anything that isn't one. If not, he'll just hold you with his strong arms and basically use you as a fleshlight.

You know that little line on his mask that kinda looks like a mouth? SURPRISE it's a mouth, have you ever seen Marvel's Venom 2018? A'ight then, grab Venom's mouth, tongue and teeth and slap them on Foul Legacy.

He's a roamer, except he's constantly holding you down with his hands so instead he uses his tongue to touch your every body part.

Whenever he opens his mouth there's always a wet and slimy noise and the reason is because there's just so much drool, he already drools a lot as of normal in his Foul Legacy form, but the fact that he's fucking you makes him so hungry that he might as well call it a waterfall.

He loves biting you, there's something about seeing the marks of his sharp and oddly placed teeth on your body that has him going for hours.

He's quite vocal, groaning, panting, growling and going on and on about just how fucked up you are for wanting him to fuck you in this form. You love his voice and he knows it.

The underside of his dick has a rough plating matching with his armor, the texture feels so good that it'll have you an incoherent mess asking for more.

He loves giving you oral for two reasons.

One, he's the absolute best with that long slimy tongue of his, when I say it's long, I mean it, sometimes he fits it in so deep inside you that you swear it reaches your stomach.

Two, he's quite a shithead and will bite you while giving you oral, you're terrified of it and the little yelps of fear you let out have him letting out a rumbling laugh against you.

His entire body automatically sends shocks of electricity through your own whenever you touch him, but still, he sometimes chooses to do it willingly and that's when you trully see the stars, you wonder how he has so much experience with electrostimulation.

Adding on that, there are days in which he will use his Hydro vision to soak you up and then he'll shock you, yes, bastard here loves Superconducting you, of course he's incredibly careful when doing this so you never are in danger.

Listen, Foul Legacy is all about that sweet sweet mating press, he's gotta cum while having you in one at least once each time you two fuck.

It doesn't matter your gender, nor what hole he's using, he has a breeding kink, it's not as much as the idea of having kids as it is the idea of filling you up untill his cum is oozing outta you and you can't move an inch without having a white waterfall falling down from inside you.

He loves it when you suck him off, if you can, this man is anything but average, he's so thick that if you actually manage to fit his dick inside your mouth he'll have hearts for pupils, he falls even more in love with you at that instant.

Foul Legacy is a switch! Most of the times he's the dom but if you ask nicely, he'll let you be the dom and when he does oh man.

You can be on top of him, fucking him and enjoying his moans and begs for you to never stop, his back is beautifully arched in pleasure, head thrown back, mouth wide open and tongue hanging out on the side, his pants are so hot that you can actually see the puffy clouds of hot air he lets out.

Tell him he's a good boy, that he's the best boy, a good pet, so obedient, all while having him on a leash and tugging it and he'll cum on the spot with a loud whine.

~Thank you for requestin! I hope you enjoyed your read!!~

Modern AU // misc Jojo’s x reader texts 

pushing my catboy xiao agenda

Hi, so this has just been floating around my head all day long and I need to share it with someone.

So, like, the Traveller comes from another world, right? Right. We all know this. But like??? No one ever said what world they came from. And, moreover, they never said what era that world was in, right? Like, even if time travel wasn't involved, I imagine that different universes progress differently, right? So basically, where I'm going with this, is imagine a traveler who's just... A gen z or millenial. And they just make all sorts of meme references constantly and no one knows what the FUCK they're talking about. Like:

Traveler: Beesechurger.

Kaeya, a little drunk and crying: What does that mEAN?!

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Traveler: Look at all those chickens!

Diluc: For the last time, those are pigeons.

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Traveler: Why are we here? Just to suffer?

Jean: No we're having a meeting. Are you okay??

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Traveler: Hey, Zhongli, how much Mora do you have?

Zhongli: Oh. Uhhh, 69.

Traveler: Oh! You know what that means!

Zhongli: It means I have 69 mora, I don't know what you want from me here.

And then, Venti, who knows just as much as the others, gets in on it and has the traveler teach him their ways bc he just thinks it's hilarious

hahahah! These had me rolling!!

Traveler: *Stares into the camera just deadpan* I sure hope it does

All other party members: .... WUT

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anytime the traveler walks by the steps of Mondstadt: and they were roommates

Katherine, visibly concerned

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Traveler: *whispering as they move toward a group of treasurer hoarders* Two bro’s chillin in the hot tub ...

Jean: ... there are more than two ... what is a hot tub?

Rex Lapis dull

I want him

albedo, diluc + xiao with a taller s/o

character x gender neutral reader, fluff/sfw

additional notes: i’m pretty tall myself (please i practically tower over everybody in-game besides diluc, kaeya, zhongli and childe) so this request was a big yes for me!! requested by a lovely anon. thank you for requesting ♡ i feel like these are too short but i hope you like these hcs!

albedo:

albedo doesn’t even bat an eye at your obvious height difference

height or any physical feature doesn’t matter to him in a relationship, he’s more interested in personality and compatability in terms of hobbies

try your best to tease him and poke fun at his height but he’ll just offer you a deadpan expression

has no shame and will bluntly ask for your help. unfortunately, you’re his new step ladder and you are obliged to help him at any time, whether you are in the middle of an important task or if it’s dawn and you wish to sleep 

will appear randomly and drag you to his workshop, ignoring your protests

“ah, there you are. i need you to help me reach the jar of sweet flowers.”

secretly loves it when you backhug him! it makes him melt into your arms and if you’re lucky, you might see the tips of his ears turn pink. he can’t help but feel all warm and fuzzy in the security of your embrace, especially since you’re tall enough to perfectly rest your head on his

if you’re walking up a flight of stairs together, albedo will stop abruptly on a higher step and steal a kiss. 

he’ll smirk smugly, his mischievous side showing through, while watching your jaw drop, face turning progressively redder when he leans in to kiss you again

naturally curious, and probably has some strange experiment involving your height, pestering you with question after question, speaking so quickly that you have to remind him to breathe

when you walk together, you tend to speed up, and albedo will sometimes struggle to keep up. he’ll tug on your hand, his way of asking you to slow down, and no words need to be exchanged for you to understand immediately

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hi I've read some of your work and <33 i adore it, if that's okay, can i request a kaeya x gn reader with cryo vision fic? I don't mind hc tho :D

so basically: reader is living in a woods in their little wooden house, away from mondstads people, they're not often seen in public. reader is coming to the city of freedom only to borrow books with spells, because of that some people r saying that they're a witch.

which is pretty accurate, but reader prefer calling themselves magician. they cast a spell by writing a symbol on a small piece of paper and then throwing it at enemy causing dmg, or just use it to shield themselves or to heal. (ndjdbsfhjd if u watched owl house,, there's this human who draws spells on piece of paper so that's something like this)

of course they're using cryo vision to fight enemies too!!

oh ny god sjsbsjah i wrote so much sorry if that's unclear,, so my point is; Kaeya with witch cryo vision wielder reader who spends most of their time in woods but they're not razor goodnight 🏃🏿‍♀️💨💨💨

⠀💌 —;⠀⠀⠀oh hUN you've got my creative brain working with this! Thanks so much for sending it it, I hope you like it! I haven’t written Kaeya in some time so if I butchered his character I am so, so sorry lmao 💞 I really loved the concept of this omg 💞

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⠀”Really,” is the first thing Kaeya’s said to you today, “Sometimes I wonder how you could spend so much time all the way out here on your own. Don’t you ever get lonely?”

⠀You chuckled and stepped to the side, giving him room to enter your cozy cottage. “It’s not as bad as you might think. The woods are relaxing, and sometimes a dashing knight from the nearby city comes for a visit.”

⠀”Oh? A dashing knight you say?” Kaeya’s grin was wide as he pressed a kiss to your temple, then proceeded to wipe his shoes on your mat. He stepped into your living room to deposited the rucksack he’s been carrying on your table, then settled himself on your sofa. “And pray tell, what is it about this ‘dashing knight’ that makes visits so memorable?”

⠀There’s a warmth that grew in your chest at the familiar sight of the Cavalry captain relaxing back into your comfy couch. You approached and nudged his long legs to give you some space to sit. “Well,” you drawled as you dug through the pack, pulling out the various books and examining them. You made a pleased noise. “Well, absolute grace and poise for one.”

⠀In the corner of your eye, you saw Kaeya smirk to himself, resting his hands behind his head as he got comfortable. The cheeky little shit. You nudged his calf with an elbow. 

⠀“Incredible mastery over their weapon, astounding skill with their Cryo vision,” You continued to list off, grinning to yourself as you watched Kaeya’s smirk grow with every word. It was adorable, really.

⠀”The romantic speech. Oh, and let me not forget the stunningly good looks that I’m ever so blessed to be around.”

⠀Kaeya waved a hand between you two, his eye closed as he basked in your praise. “Please,” he tried to say in a humble tone that was not very humble. “You embarrass me, dear. And I thought I was the flirt between us—“

⠀”Oh, I do miss the Reconnaissance captain,” you cut him off with a cheeky smile that turned his smile upside down in an instant. “I hope Eula will visit me again soon.”

⠀His eye narrowed at you, arms crossing on his chest as you tried to stifle your laughter. His expression was comparable to a cat who had just been dunked in water and who had not appreciated it. “How comedic of you,” Kaeya said flatly, though you knew he was not really upset. He frowned and gestured to the books on your table with a wide, sweeping gesture. “And after I braved the treacherous path to deliver these books to you, this is how I am repaid? How shameful of the witch of Wolvendom.”

⠀”Magician,” you corrected, poking his leg. “You’ve heard my spiel before. And really, you brought the trickery upon yourself.”

⠀”I take offense to that, I’ll have you know.” No, you’re sure he didn’t. ”You can’t say the citizens of Mondstadt are entirely wrong, though.”

⠀Noncommittally you shrug. You stood and piled some of the tomes in your hand, bringing them to your shelf on the opposite wall. The stack in your hands was rather large, and Kaeya wondered how you were able to comfortably carry the whole thing. “Perhaps not, but I do prefer to be called a magician either way.” You looked at him from over your shoulder, one book halfway shelved between two other books. “I trust Lisa had no complaint of the books I borrowed last week?”

⠀”Nothing but the highest praise,” Kaeya assured. Then, as if he had remembered something, he snapped his fingers. “She told me to tell you that she wants you over for tea tomorrow, and that she wouldn’t take no for an answer.”

⠀The thought of it made you groan, and you huffed. “I already went for supplies this week, though,” you complained, but behind your back Kaeya just shrugged.

⠀”I’m just the messenger. Wouldn’t want to upset her, now would you?”

⠀”…no,” You agreed, remembering the last time you had upset her.

⠀”Glad we could come to an accord.” The cavalry captain smiled mischievously at your obvious displeasure. The conversation stalled for a minute or two as you focused on placing the books where they had to go. When you had finished organizing, you turned around and were met with Kaeya’s thoughtful stare. 

⠀”She worries about you, you know. So do I. You can’t argue that it’s dangerous out here on your own.”

⠀”I thought we established that a dashing knight comes to check up on me every now and again?” You asked, raising a brow playfully. You crossed your arms. “Besides, I can hold my own. There’s no need to worry.”

⠀”I know you can hold your own,” Kaeya laughed, but there was a tinge of seriousness to it now. “Those written symbols of yours are no joke. I can still remember how tiring it was to get through your Cryo shield. “

⠀”See?”

⠀”And yet, can you blame me for wanting you to be safe?”

⠀You soften at that. Kaeya’s still got a smile on his face, but you’ve known him long enough to spot the fabrication in it. There’s worry there. With soft steps you approach him, taking his hands into yours. With as even of an expression as you can, you meet his gaze. “No, I cannot blame you for it. But I feel alive here in the woods, even though it’s dangerous. I have my vision and my skills for a reason, you know? You helped me master it, you know how formidable I am.”

⠀”I do,” he agrees. 

⠀”And I’ve been learning to draw symbols of healing, too, so I can do more than just fight and defend. I can’t dispel your worries, though I appreciate that you care for me as much. I can tell you that I will do my best to stay safe, though.”

⠀”Do you promise?” He asks, searching your eyes for any doubt, any indication you were saying all this just for him.

⠀His eye was a lovely shade of blue, you realized. Leaning more on the side of periwinkle in this light, and contrasting with those strange, diamond-shaped pupils. You wondered if it was the same under his eyepatch.

⠀”I promise.” Then the furrow of your brow relaxed and you grinned. “Though I wouldn’t mind a certain Cryo-wielding captain from the knights showing up on my doorstep every now and then. Y’know, just to check up on me.”

⠀Kaeya’s smile changed, just enough for you to notice. He didn’t let go of your hand just yet, but his shoulders had lost some of their tension. 

⠀”I’ll be sure to pass the message to Eula, then.”

⠀You laughed, smacking his shoulder with a strength you doubted he could feel. “You ass!”

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the four times he wanted to kiss you; the one time he did

— kaeya x reader; 2.7k words

tags: fluff, angst, hurt/comfort

1k special!! thank you all sm for 1k followers 🥺 i’m genuinely shocked lol i never thought so many people would want to read my hcs and stuff. tysm! <33 here’s a fic as a little thank you from me to you. 

i decided to go with a pretty common trope, but in my own style! enjoy!!

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The first time Kaeya wants to kiss you is after a long night at the tavern. 

He’s more than a little tipsy, and the sounds of everyone talking in the background are starting to blend together. In the midst of everything, he can clearly make out your figure sitting across from him, your laughter ringing in his ears. He can’t help but grin himself, telling himself the blush in his cheeks is because of the wine.

“I think we need to get you home, mister,” you say, a smile lingering on your lips. “You’ve had a little too much to drink.”

“I have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about, darling,” he slurs, not fighting back when you lift him from his seat. “C’mon, let me go, ‘m fine.”

“Sure you are. Let’s get you out of here before you embarrass yourself.”

“What? Who do you take me for?”

You simply shake your head in amusement as you wave goodbye to the bartender. Kaeya sighs when you open the door, letting the cool air wash over his hot face.

You two begin to make your way down the quiet streets of Monstadt. Kaeya stumbles multiple times, attempting to play it off each time.

He laughs when you scold him, turning to tap the tip of your nose. “Oh? Are you worried about me?”

“Yes, I’m worried about you hurting yourself and having to explain to people what happened,” you sigh, dragging him toward his home. “I mean, you’re the Cavalry Captain, Kaeya. What will people think when you tell them you got hurt by tripping over yourself?”

“I think it would be charming.” He grins at the glare you send him. “What, you don’t?”

“Never mind. Go ahead and fall all you want.”

“Hey!”

Somehow, you two eventually make it to his house. You fish the key out of his pocket, fumbling with it as you try to open the door. As Kaeya watches you twist the key and push the door open, the streetlight casting a slight glow onto your face, he feels the warmth in his cheeks spread throughout his body.

After studying your face for a moment, his eyes land on your lips. His breath hitches.

“—aeya? Hey, Kaeya! Gods, you must really be out of it.” You shoulder his weight with a grunt and lead him inside. Kaeya seems to be in some sort of daze as he tries to figure out what’s going on with himself, thoughts racing along with his heart.

Am I just too drunk? Was my drink spiked? Is someone after me? Am I dying?

After feeling you tuck him in with a hushed goodnight, watching you slip out the front door, a terrifying realization hits him.

He’s fallen for you.

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Hi! Can I request headcanons or scenarios about Childe and Kaeya(separately) reacting to this:

Reader : asks to be hugged

Childe/Kaeya: says something like "oh? You really want a hug from me?"

And then reader just says "oh, sorry. I didn't want to bother you" and starts leaving. Reader is just pretending, because he's tired of their teasing and wants it to backfire! He want's to see their reaction too! Hope this makes sense! Male reader. Fluff. Thank you!

This makes a lot of sense! Very fluffy, I love it :)

Childe

-asking this man for a hug fills his ego

-“oh? The pretty boy wants a hug from a handsome man?”

-smug man thinks he’s gonna see you flush when he smirks up at you

-Childe thinks he’s gonna make his boyfriend turn bright red with embarrassment but he’s shocked when he sees your reaction

-“then I’ll just go ask Scaramouch, since he’s ya know, a handsome man.”

-his jaw drops to the floor when he hears that

-“what do you mean baby? I’m right here??”

-look him up and down for dramatic affect

-Childe can’t hide his true emotions from you so it’s very obvious that he’s freaked out

Kaeya

-this man gets so giddy whenever you ask him for hugs

-any affection from his cute boyfriend makes him so happy

-except this time this smug cyro user decided to get cocky and tease you

-“hm? Asking me for a hug? You want me to warm you up? Just say so,handsome~”

-he was so confident that he would get a flustered yes and then pull you into a loving embrace,but no

-“well,with your vision it might be hard to warm me up...I’m gonna go see if Diluc is busy

-“HUH????”

-man is so shocked he literally throws himself at you and starts to beg

-he might even start to sniffle before you can explain yourself