Zach Tries To Sell You A PKM

So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

Cross The Ages x Watch Dogs

Wrench illustrations from Cross The Ages and Watch Dogs collab.

Full pack of illustrations extracted from the game I posted on DeviantArt.

Remind me to slap myself for thinking he was mid

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

Reminder

18+ means 18+, not “I’m 14 but I don’t get offended by your posts” or “I’m 16 but I’m mature for my age”

// If you’re a minor, get off my page, this isn’t for you //

and then it's the hottest thing ever

"Your coverage of this event has been completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience"

Being able to see the part that the media cut out in the beginning makes a huge difference in understanding the context and message luigi mangione was trying to get across. Media manipulation at its finest.

Happy Far-Fetched Friday! This week, Rue learns the hard truth behind becoming a master chef... sometimes, it's just not worth it. 👩‍🍳

[Song Playlists For Yandere VN Characters]

I will be updating this frequently as I listen to more songs and get new ideas so feel welcome to ask for a character that isn't hear yet or a song to!

There will be some songs that show up on multiple playlists

I have horrible taste in music, sorry about that-

Not me speedrunning to download Spotify after people said something about listening to it when I release this so yeah it took longer than I wanted it to-

But enough of my rambling and enjoy!

All characters and art under this section belong to @clrdgaze/@mr-ritza !

[🚬Winseth "Seth" Campbell🚬]

HOT DEMON B!TCHES NEAR U!! - CORPSE

IWSS - Delli Boe

Talking Bout Bri - MegaGoneFree

Tounge Twister - Cash Cash

[💚Simon Lee Willow💚]

Dandelions - Ruth B

Mary On A Cross - Ghost

Wheels On The Bus - Melanie Martinez

Recess - Melanie Martinez

Shinunoga E-Wa - Fujii Kaze

[🩸It/Entity🩸]

The Foxs Wedding - Miku and Gumi

The Spider And The Kitsune - Gumi

Hungry For Another One - JT Music

Perfect Nothing - GHOST

[🌹Zachary Swallows🌹]

Kiss From A Rose - Seal

Just The Two Of Us -

Can't Help Falling In Love - Elvis Presley

Stalkers Tango - Autoheart

Highschool Sweethearts - Melanie Martinez

Super Physco Love - Simon Curtis

Character and art belong to @wouldyoustayvn/@turquoisesea01!

[🌌Virgil Evans🌌]

Breezeblocks -

As The World Caves In -

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

ME!ME!ME! -

Perfect Nothing - GHOST

Washing Machine Heart - Mitski

Browser History - Graham Kartna

Dark Beach - Pastel Ghost

Character and art belong to @artwithoutblood/@catskets!

[⚰Dorian⚰]

Mary On A Cross - Ghost

Dead But Pretty - IC3PEAK

Sex With A Ghost -

Highschool Sweethearts - Melanie Martinez

I Cant Fix You - The Living Tombstone

Verbatim - Mother Mother

All characters and art under this section belong to @dualityvn!

[💐Keith Madden💐]

Your New Boyfriend - Wilbur Soot

Until I Found You - Stephen Sanchez

Please Never Fall In Love Again - Wilbur Soot Cover

Show And Tell - Melanie Martinez

Teachers Pet - Melanie Martinez

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

Mad Hatter - Melanie Martinez

[☠Tenebris☠]

BEAUTIFUL IS BORING - BONES UK

Highschool Sweethearts - Melanie Martinez

Custer - Slipknot

Enter Sandman - Metallica

Character and art belong to @favorvn/@concreteparasite!

[🗡Z🗡]

BEAUTIFUL IS BORING - BONES UK

Custer - Slipknot

Enter Sandman - Metallica

Highschool Sweethearts - Melanie Martinez

Super Physco Love - Simon Curtis

Mad Hatter - Melanie Martinez

The Red Means I Love You -

Character and art belong to @turnthepagevn!

[📖Robin Adler📖]

Puttin On The Ritz - Taco

INSANE (1920 Version) - Black Gryph0n

Super Physco Love - Simon Curtis

Never Be Alone - Shadrow

The Spider And The Kitsune - Gumi

Merry Christmas, Sunshine 🌻

2024 has been the year of Grimmy - we're excited to see what next year will bring!

For now, we wish you all a happy holidays and a restful new year 🥰

___

To close out the year, here's a few quick reminders!

🌻 The Steam Winter Sale is on right now! You can grab a lot of our games for ~60% off

🌻 You can grab the Grimmy 2.0 Plushie and the Grim/Azrael Pin Set on Makeship for a limited time only!

🌻 Maybe coolest of all... Beyond the Bet, our brand new A Date with Death DLC, is out right now on Steam!

Use your Christmas money to buy it (or make your friends send you a copy as a gift) <3