I Am Reasonably Fun To Hang Out With And My Company Is Enjoyed By Well Over 10 People Worldwide

NY Times is run by sadistic clowns 🤡

Boass can I go hoame I lack the human spirit

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

listening to music in public is so hard because i feel it in my entire body and i’m supposed to pretend i’m just chilling

Mental stability? In this economy? Get a fucking sense of humor like the rest of us you heterosexual piece of shit

I think she might be plumping back up, do you?

god loves me but not enough to change me

god id wish youd shut the fuck up

wish denied

Despite everything the bug scuttles on