How’s It Going Bros? Not Great. Not Great At All Bros.

i was worried there might be something wrong with me cuz when i walk around barefoot at home i exclusively do it tip-toeing but webmd said im just a gazellepilled baddie with a soul full of starlight

I, however, will be naming names, and Bertrum, if you’re out there, you’re blocking out the goddamn sun pretty much constantly, and there are some people that really need a good burning. We can work out a schedule if you so wish, but this is just entirely unacceptable.

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theres this orb in the sky ive been seeing. i see it every day i dont like it. not naming names

Did not realize this was about sun. I haven’t been outside in a while.

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theres this orb in the sky ive been seeing. i see it every day i dont like it. not naming names

i'm such a friend lover. i genuinely believe that my friends are the coolest funniest loveliest most ridiculously joyous people out there! im biased as hell!! i think theyre all rad! and the universe just so happened to slip all these beloved people into my orbit! and vice versa!! wtf!

girls when they're addicted to loneliness and desperation it's the strongest emotion they have ever known so their subconscious tells them it's their destiny

all girls are aliens

who up concerned that they might “become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify”

‘I Need Autonomy’ inspired by Jenny Holzer

I’d say fuck the church, but the church isn’t really my type.

nothing that pisses me off more than grammarly on google docs trying to “remove redundancy” anytime the word “own” is on a page. fuck off robot i am human and therefore a poet so each word i type is intentional. freak…