Im Realizing, This Entire Blog Is Probably Just Gonna Be Me Freaking Out Over Ninjago And You Know What??

jay walker indeed

also, looking at your tags?? i must create a google doc where i insert myself into ninjago now, it just has to be done-

*sighs* it is once again time to cry because jay walker is not real and he cannot be my best friend because of this

*throws rock* im down to start throwing rocks at people in order to locate members of the ninjago fandom

why has nobody knocked me out yet

*our kids 

my kids came back 😎

OMG PLS I WOULD LOVE FOR THEM TO BOND NOW ITS ALL IM GONNA THINK ABOUT

ALSO IM CRYING, NOT JAY LIVE-STREAMING-

Jay, livestreaming from the bottom of the ocean: so guys i'm not in a very poggers situation right now this is not poggers i repeat this is not pogge- blub blub blub

OMG HAHSBHDBDF

it’s okay tho because another boy who was adopted is gonna save him and they can bond 

i was talking about garmadon with my friend yesterday and suddenly i see a bunch of garmadon stuff on my twitter and tumblr feeds-

hi!! this is just a little bit about me :))

-im 15 and my pronouns are she/they

-queer

-i have an unhealthy obsession with lego ninjas, specifically jay walker

-adhd :D

-i ship jay from ninjago with so many people

-i also really like ducktales(2017), camp cretaceous, tales of arcadia, and other y7 netflix shows

-i have TONS of ideas for fanfiction but i never write them because i suck at writing (it’s just a bunch of unfinished ideas in my notes app pls-)

-feel free to talk to me! but be warned, i am a bit awkward

-im a jay kinnie

-i love music, i sing a little and i play some instruments

-i have ao3 (analogically_artistic), spotify (keyblade_war), instagram (analogically.artistic), and twitter (analogically_zt)

-my tiktok is prodigiouspatton but i don’t really use it

uhhh yeah i think that’s pretty much it for now, thanks for reading!!

The perfect woman doesn’t exis-

things I learned from Ninjago:

grief is a process and everyone handles it differently. just don’t handle it alone.

sacrifices have consequences. know what you’re getting into.

a people and their politics are not one and the same. a people does not deserve to be stereotyped and punished for its leaders’ wars.

never put off until tomorrow what can be done today.

playing a supporting role is just as important as taking the lead.

even trusted adults’ wisdom has limits.

some teenagers fall in love and stay forever. some adults fall in and out of love. it’s never not going to be complicated and messy.

parents expressing love for you isn’t embarrassing.

love isn’t embarrassing.

it’s okay if you function a little differently or are hard to figure out. you’ve just got more gears.

IF THERE’S MORE THAN ONE NINJA, IS IT “NINJAS,” OR JUST “NINJA?”

I THINK IT’S JUST “NINJA”

i think i have a problem, someone in my zoom chat typed the word “weekend” and i immediately read “weekend whip” i-

no no, i was thinking the same thing

he just seemed very ‘there’s something wrong but im not gonna let you know that because saving nya and maya is more important’

something about him just feels off and i could be wrong but didn’t zane say that even if jay did survive, there would be fatal damage or something?? 

Seabound Episode 5+6 Reaction

Episode 5

“What island? Keepers of what?” I love Nya so much oh my gosh-

I’ve only heard about two lines from Prince Kalmar’s adopted brother at this point but I’ve already decided that I would die for him and he’s my new son.

“While you guys are thinking, I’m gonna go get the, uh...oxygen tanks.” ...Fuck.

GLOWY EYES

AHHHHHH

...Aight is it just me or does anyone else think that Jay is not actually as okay as he’s acting?

I don’t know why exactly but I think there’s something wrong.

Also I’m kinda miffed at their use of Zane’s sacrifice track for that scene. Sure it was kind of intense but not nearly on the same level as season 3’s finale—idk it just doesn’t feel right

Captain Jay sjskalfkshalddjla

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Episode 6

Blah the intro is still blasphemous

Whoa that’s a really cool-looking shark water monster thing

FSM why couldn’t Nya have been this amazing in every season.

Bruh did he just kill his own dad

How is that allowed on a kids show

“He has been gravely injured by the surface dwellers” bITCH how dare you lie to my new son like that

Okay so the king’s still alive?

“Zane? You don’t require a breathing device.” “Yes, but I like how it completes my attire.” MY GOD

Jay is a literal 5 year old hdkslaldjjsla

Okay so Benthomaar knows that his brother (who I’m not adopting) is evil now that’s good

They’re like Thor and Loki but with swapped morals

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Anyway to sum up: Nya is becoming my new favorite, I’m concerned about Jay’s well-being, and I have adopted another lego person.