me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
man i dont want to get all "fandom elder" on people because i think its cringe when people talk about the "good old days" of shipping culture and then ignore the rampant misogyny, queerphobia and racism in those communities but i gotta say: why are people so weird about shipping now?
Like there's really bizarre things i keep seeing younger/newer people in fandoms get upset over. like the obsession with only shipping canon couples. getting upset over crackships. viewing two characters as siblings (who arent considered siblings in the narrative) and getting mad when people ship them. If you get a relationship slightly off people will right a massive thesis statement about it flat out harass you over it. people have to put "not a ship" under platonic art because shippers will blow a fuse if they read it as slightly romantic. pick me queer people getting pissed off when people ship two characters of the same gender and accusing them of "not appreciating platonic relationships" (which by the way, funny to me that this is only thrown at m/m ships and never f/f ships).
Like shipping culture is supposed to be fun, what are we doing here.
Top 5 women?
bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly
Want a wife so I can do really slutty things for her like make her coffee in the morning and give her forehead kisses
haha skill issue hahah
peak character analysis
i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:
We noticed that Claunek and Kudaai were criss-cross-apple-sauce on their sprite, so, naturally we wondered about, you know, we tried to see, hm, we wanted to do the... well, we tried I apologize to God