I May Have Found Something Accidentally…

why are the gods giving me, the sexiest soldier, their worst missions (tummy aches)?

guys i want a bf :( but i promised myself no bf unless he plays hockey #priorities

me when jack hughes is calling me

Get so far fucked

Michael Mcleod’s girlfriend posted them on vacation not a single care in the world ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL

michigan beat evb.

el's return to tumblr celly!!

told u i’d be back :)

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who:

— NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE

* indicate my personal favorites

seth jarvis *

andrei svechnikov *

pyotr kochetkov *

sebastian aho

mat barzal

matt rempe *

luke hughes

jack hughes

quinn hughes

sidney crosby

joseph woll

auston matthews

jamie drysdale

trevor zegras

arber xhekaj *

cole caufield

jeremy swayman

juraj slafkovsky *

nico hischier

alex holtz

dawson mercer

conor garland

trent frederic

matt knies

luke evangelista

— FORMULA ONE

* indicate my personal favorites

lando norris

logan sargeant *

max verstappen *

sebastian vettel *

oscar piastri

lance stroll

fernando alonso

franco colapinto *

oliver bearman *

liam lawson

— NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE

* indicates my personal favorites

joe burrow *

andrei iosivas *

josh allen *

joe andreeson

tua tagovailoa

trey hendrickson *

cj stroud

justin herbert *

ladd mcconkey

foster moreau

taysom hill

— TV SHOWS

* indicates my personal favorites

spencer reid *

aaron hotchner

! others can be requested from any category, but that doesn’t mean i’ll write for them !

prompts!

(smuts red, fluffs blue, could be both purple)

1. “make it fit”

2. “i’m too old for you”

3. “look out your window”

4. “too much”

5. “move your hand”

6. “be quiet or they’ll hear you”

7. “m’sorry, i just needed you”

8. “are you gonna touch me or do i need to get him to do it”

9. “give me a few more”

10. “you look so pretty with my name on you”

11. “only good boys/girls get to cum”

12. “i don’t bite… unless you want me to”

13. “wore them just for you” ”you aren’t wearing anything…” “yeah that’s the point”

14. “let’s make a movie”

15. “let them know who you belong to”

16. “your brothers gonna kill me”

17. “help me forget… please”

18. “you’re a virgin?!”

19. “celebrate with me mama”

20. “three's never a crowd when it's you”

21. “just need you”

22. “need to fill you up”

23. “gonna look so pretty with my babies”

24. “i’m more of a visual learner”

25. best friends brother trope, can’t think of a quote

26. “you taste so sweet”

27. “just like that”

28. “doing so good for me”

29. “you make me feel good”

30. “i only want you”

31. “you were made for me”

32. ”i love you”

33. “marry me”

34. “i’m pregnant”

35. “will you be mine?”

36. “you’re what’s best for me”

37. “i never stopped loving you”

38. “i’ll go anywhere, as long as i’m with you”

39. “kiss me”

40. “i’ve wanted you since the first day”

41. “dance with me”

[fic] sweet victory

pairing: rutger mcgroarty x fem! reader; platonic! luke hughes x fem! reader

summary: luke scores the overtime winner for his first goal and reader couldn’t be prouder

authors note: i felt like a proud mom so i had to write this. it was kinda fun tehe 🤭; unedited

warning: none, unless you count babygirl trevor oh and swear words

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y/n.y/l/n: that’s a wrap on lukey baby’s first games in the nhl! so endlessly proud of my beautiful child (he’s older than me)! getting his first solo lap night 1 vs the lightsabers and almost a goal! while jackson (🙄) fell to the floor dramatically (see slide 5). then!!! against the caps, my beloved pet sperm (again, he’s older than me and i didn’t birth him) got his first 2 nhl points including 1 assist and, drumroll please, his first goal!!!!

i couldn’t be any prouder if you, luke warren, than i am rn. you’ve grown up so much these past few days and been out in the spotlight almost immediately. you handled it a lot better than jack did! but don’t tell him i said that..

and to everyone who is hating on the nhl for posting the brothers so much, fuck u stupid bitch. they’re young and apart of something so big! let them live!

tagged: lhughes_06, njdevils

rutgermcgroarty: our son’s growing up so fast babe 🥲 y/n.y/l/n: rutgermcgroarty that means we need another!! trevorzegras: y/n.y/l/n pick me!!!! _quinnhughes: trevorzegras no. trevorzegras: _quinnhughes did i ask you 🙄 y/n.y/l/n: trevorzegras sorry z, quinny said no rutger mcgroarty: trevorzegras i, the father, also say no ☝🏼

jackhughes: i was tripped. y/n.y/l/n: jackhughes idk i kinda think ur lying.. tommer97 did u trip jack? tommer97: y/n.y/l/n nope y/n.y/l/n: jackhughes case closed 💅🏼 jackhughes: y/n.y/l/n YOU WERENT EVEN THERE???? rutgermcgroarty: jackhughes don’t yell at my girlfriend jackson. lhughes_06: jackhughes don’t yell at my mom jackson. y/n.y/l/n: jackhughes don’t yell at me jackson. i’m sensitive :(

lhughes_06: thanks mom ❤️ y/n.y/l/n: lhughes_06 of course my favorite child 🫶 jamie.drysdale: y/n.y/l/n i thought i was the favorite… rutgermcgroarty: jamie.drysdale who said that? y/n.y/l/n: jamie.drysdale who said that? trevorzegras: y/n.y/l/n when did jimmy get adopted and why???? y/n.y/l/n: trevorzegras right after you asked 🤭 trevorzegras: y/n.y/l/n wtf ☹️ y/n.y/l/n: trevorzegras sorry not sorry girly pop 😋

njdevils: hughes² >>> liked by lhughes_06 and y/n.y/l/n y/n.y/l/n: idk ab jack :/ he's kinda lame.. jackhughes: y/n.y/l/n what did i ever do to you? y/n.y/l/n: jackhughes exist.

rutgermcgroarty: side note: lhughes_06 come home, we miss you :( y/n.y/l/n: rutgermcgroarty vouch edwards.73: rutgermcgroarty vouch adamdantilli: rutgermcgroarty vouch markestapa: rutgermcgroarty vouch jackhughes: rutgermcgroarty too bad, he’s stuck here now 🤭 y/n.y/l/n: jackhughes that’s what you think babygirl, just you wait :))))

new theme tehe 🤭

excuse me, i love him.

“I’ll sing for the boys 😀😀”

it’s that time of year again so remember that this lovely video exists, you’re welcome happy holidays