Clone Wars 1.02 - Rising Malevolence

Okay my brain is fried but I must type something out so here have a transgender Obi-Wan codywan au that nobody asked for-

So like, disclaimer, I don't hate Satine but she is painted in a negative light in this au idea so please know that I don't actually think she's a shitty person or character, but I am using her as like the asshole in this AU and I apologize in advance, please don't hate me.

But I was thinking about that "I don't like your beard" line but in the context that Obi-Wan is ftm trans, and, when he had a thing with Satine, it was pre-transition.

And in this, Satine is a lesbian and she's not over [I'm gonna go with Obiaania as his dead name, Obi for short] when he shows back up to help her with Concordia/Death Watch.

And like, she heard Jedi Master Kenobi is coming to investigate, and was expecting someone very different. Which is why she's very passive-aggressive flirting-but-not with him the whole time. She calls him Master Kenobi, or Obi, but not Obi-Wan, because she misses her girlfriend who she isn't over, and though she doesn't want to be openly antagonistic, she feels betrayed.

And Obi-Wan is just. Sad because he still likes Satine a lot, and was hoping they could reconnect as friends, seeing as they can't be lovers anyways. But she's pushing his buttons, and making sly digs at who he used to be, and it gets on his nerves really fast.

Enter Anakin, Rex, and Cody after the investigation, as they prepare to ship out to Coruscant to prevent republic forces from being sent to handle the Death Watch and Separatist threat. Anakin is oblivious, because he is, Ahsoka and Padmé have all his brain cells. He misses the underlying issues and teases Obi-Wan about his "girlfriend" which makes Obi-Wan uncomfortable for obvious reasons. (I'm thinking Obi-Wan has never brought up his gender identity to Anakin, because it's not important, and not his business, and doesn't affect their training at all. And Anakin has seen him shirtless at some point obviously but his first thought at seeing scars on Obi-Wan's chest isn't "top surgery", it's probably more like "mission gone wrong", so Anakin is just, clueless.)

Cody however, files Obi-Wan’s medical reports and IS aware of the situation, and immediately dislikes Satine, and maybe at some point drags Anakin aside to tell him to back off about the girlfriend jokes without outing Obi-Wan to him.

And like, the last straw for Cody is when Satine is walking off the ship with Obi-Wan and goes "I don't like your beard, it hides too much of your pretty face". Like obviously Obi-Wan and Cody aren't going to fight her there in broad daylight but Cody is thinking about it.

Idk I just want Cody to step in and go "Lucky for you, you won't have to see his handsome face again. I have to look at his mug everyday, and I happen to like the beard," or something.

Anyways she leaves, and Obi-Wan looks at Cody like "So you think I'm handsome, hm?" And Cody's just "only a blind fool wouldn't."

And more mushy soft flirting and hugs and comfort because they deserve it.

Sorry this post is a whole mess and a half but I just couldn't stop thinking about this ahah. I'm not gonna write it but if anyone wants to add on or adopt it please feel free to ♡♡♡

Yeaaa

Flotsam and Jetsam (Part One)

The first chapter (after the prologue) of “Flotsam and Jetsam” is up over on ao3! I will be posting a chapter every Monday! The entire thing is completed and I am working on the follow-up. (A sequel, from me? I know!)

Anyway, this is the mer!Cody and living by the sea!Obi-Wan au. Set in the 1940s. Warnings for PTSD, suicidal ideation, talk of major injuries, past major character death (none in the fic), commentary on mental health care in the past. 

“Flotsam and Jetsam” is Codywan, explicit (eventually), and big on both physical and emotional hurt/comfort. Six total chapters (two of which are already up). You may recognize the prologue as an entry from whumptober, which spawned this entire AU. Hope you enjoy! 

dooku every time he sees obi-wan: such grace! such technique! a true sight to behold master kenobi, always lovely to see you!

dooku every time he sees anakin: garbage. utter garbage. a disgrace. nothing to see here. nasty boy. nasty.

Star Wars: Obsession #1 bedlamsbard​ … Obi-Wan rode into town, masked, scruffy and armoured on a speeder bike. You did not inform me he had a bike. *brb dying*

The Helmet

The modern Mandalorian helmet is a technological marvel, one that allows a well-trained Watcher to see in all directions, communicate easily, and fight more effectively than a dozen common soldiers.

The helmet’s viewplate automatically augments vision in low-light conditions and protects it from peaks in intensity, preventing a Watcher from being blinded by explosions or luma-weaponns. The viewplate’s macrobinocular lenses interface with the rangefinger, selecting as many as 10 targets for tracking via the heads-up display, controlled either by voice command or eye movement and blinking. A pineal sensor and microcameras let the wearer see behind him. An encrypted internal comlink allows communications with other Watchers, while a broadband antenna is included for longer-range transmissions. The helmet has a two-hour reserve air tank and an environmental filter to eliminate contaminants.

The Bounty Hunter Code: From The Files of Boba Fett by Daniel Wallace, Ryder Windham and Jason Fry

“The Therapist” Masterpost

Obi-Wan “The Therapist” Kenobi and How He Changed Everything

Screaming Session

Summary: Obi-Wan arrives and is informed of just how left everything went with General Krell. A rant to the clones ensues.

Rating: Gen

Words: 1,484

Ground Rules

Summary: Obi-Wan has a new set of ground rules for the 212th.

Rating: Gen

Words: 1,836

Choice Or Conviction

Summary: Obi-Wan implements the new changes the 212th will be going through.

Rating: Gen

Words: 3,624

Hobbies

Summary: The 212th has started to take Obi-Wan’s comments about hobbies seriously. Or, most of them have, anyway. Cody finds himself a little left in the dust.

Rating: Gen

Words: 4,849

Warning: mentions of off-screen character death, grief/mourning

Training Session

Summary: Obi-Wan walks in on a new “training exercise” Ghost Company started.

Rating: Gen

Words: 938

The Confidence of Healing

Summary: The 212th runs into some problems on a mission to recon a droid foundry. The 501st comes to their aid.

Rating: Teen

Words: 7,584

Warning: graphic depictions of violence, death, grief/mourning, physical injury, mentions of blood

Second Best Feeling

Summary: Rex comms Cody with some thoughts on his mind.

Rating: Gen

Words: 1,126

Like Wildfire

Summary: Holovids, when left unchecked, will burn like wildfire through troops of otherwise unoccupied clones.

Rating: Gen

Words: 1,031

The Fear of Falling Apart

Summary: In the face of the impending council meeting, everyone’s a little worried about the fallout.

Rating: Gen

Words: 4,211

Unbalanced and Blind

Summary: Sometimes, council meetings could be horribly dull. Other times… Well. Other times were decidedly not.

Rating: Gen

Words: 3,018

First Best Feeling

Summary: Obi-Wan shares the good news with the 212th.

Rating: Gen

Words: 743

Old Symbols on New Armor

Summary: Cody can’t get what Obi-Wan said out of his head. It gives him an idea.

Rating: Gen

Relationship(s): Cody/Obi-Wan

Words: 4,030

Warning: The second paragraph of this story includes a brief mention of racist behavior against clones, as well as threats and a physical assault. If these things bother you, I would suggest skipping that paragraph. These things are not mentioned again in the rest of the story.

Captain Rex on Onderon in TCW 6.02 “A War on Two Fronts” and 6.03 “Front Runners”

“May I kiss you?” 

Falcons (Prey/Wounded Warriors) by Leila Jeffrey