I Love Buff Dudes Sm But I HAAAAAATE IT When They Have Really Veiny Ass Arms. Like Srsly Looking At All

pissed myself in the carwash today

soap sprayers spit out a soap photo of the devil on my windshield and i panicked. stepped on the gas but forgot i was in neutral and the engine roared like an angry evil man. jumped out of my skin so hard i laid my titties on the horn and immediately soaked my levis from gooch to ass.

my awful grandson zachary recorded it on his tiktok and now i can't get him to delete it. may have to confiscate his vape as a bargaining chip but the kid won't set the damn thing down

janice xx

in my eyes, “femboy” and “feminine man” are two entirely distinct species from one another that have evolved to serve very similar ecological niches

BAHAHAHA IM LOSING MY SHIIIIITTTTTTT

“DISAPPOINTED ON THE FOCUS ON LUMINE”?!? BRO. WHO THE FUCK’S COMPLAINING ABOUT LUMINE HERE THAT’S THE DUMBEST SHIT SOMEONE WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT. MORE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE LACK OF MELANIN AND THE PPL COMPLAINING ABOUT MELANIN THAN FUCKIN. LUMINE. BRO.

guys, don’t do genshin. not even once.

femboy and cum cum

One time I had a dream where Vivziepop made a Hazbin Hotel gacha game.

It looked a lot like Skullgirls in terms of aesthetics and UI design except with a looooottt more red. The characters were presented in a "cards" form and were in the same artstyle as the show, I think Sir Pentious was an SSR rarity card. I don't remember what the gameplay looked like but I felt it would've been kinda ass

Even in my own internal dream-logic I thought to myself in the dream "of COURSE Vivzie would spend so much money on something incredibly stupid like a gacha game instead of what's truly important"

i find it infinitely sad how when the kendrick-drake beef dropped twitter and youtube simply made epic memes and jokes about it meanwhile tumblr spiraled down into massive several post long arguments about the website’s deep-seated anti-blackness and racism

this was how that post sounded in my head

it feels kinda cursed seeing some random indie/animation meme YouTubers I've casually enjoyed watching and who I've never seen having an interest in gacha games just,,, suddenly drop these fully-finished animations promoting Zenless Zone Zero out of the blue

It feels so out of place with the rest of their stuff, it's like,,,, they've been possessed by an evil gacha game spirit,,, hhhhhhhhgggsgs,,,,

same energy as that one scene from homestuck where john develops an existential crisis over fruit gushers

love how “great googly moogly” is the new thing all the ppl are saying these days

ur pfp looks like an evanescence albumn

hdhshhdhdh omigod

It’s actually a picture of Aiba (humanoid form) from the crazy hit detective video game AI: The Somnium Files, but a random glitch in the game made her bald lol

Im probably gonna replace it with my own art once i finally get the design of my damn internetsona down. anyways it’s still funny