Because I'm The Same, I'm Gonna Interpret This As Daring Purposely Sitting Behind Lizzie So That He Could

Do you guys ever think about the fact that- to this day, May Castellan is still whipping up kool aid, making PB&J, and baking cookies for Luke while hopelessly waiting for him to come back?

Who here still remembers our Super-sized McShizzle man- bad boy supreme!

Do you guys ever think that Percy dreads going to Camp Half-Blood? I genuinely believe that the only reason he stayed was for Annabeth and Grover

Because I saw this TikTok and realized that Camp Half-Blood may not be that sanctuary for him that most people think it is.

For example:

In his first year, people avoided him after finding out that he was the son of Poseidon (which is right after he was starting to feel like he belongs btw so that feeling must have been worse) It got better after his quest, but still.

Then his second year people bullied/made fun of him because of Tyson to the point that he was embarrassed of him.

Then in his third year, he was basically cast aside because of Thalia's return.

Don't even get me started in his fourth and fifth year.

He went into that boat with Beckendorf and came back alone to deliver the news that he's dead. Then all hell broke loose in CHB in the battle of the labyrinth.

The battle of Manhattan was fucking gruesome, and he didn't even finish his fifth year because he was kidnapped by Hera.

No wonder he chose to New Rome.

REAL! I saw that one too and was like WTF?!

I saw this Riordanverse tiktok that was like "women who would change for a man vs women who'd change the man." and the first half showed Drew Tanaka...REALLY, Drew "Come Get Your Boo" Tanaka, Drew "Break His Heart & Steal His Car" Tanaka, DREW "He Loves My Heartshaped Sunglasses(He Left His Card Unattended So I Used It To Book A Flight To Osaka)" TANAKA?! Oh that bitch aint changing her for a man just like she aint changing her mind about her sister! As soon as he says something about her makeup the relationship will already be over( as she should.) She'll file her nails in the middle of an argument and tell him to move and that he's blocking the sunlight. Shes not a pick me, she knows better than that.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY!

Do you remember how Brandon and Riven got a job in pizza delivery in season 4? What if we continue this thought?

Jason: "I'm hungry"

Leo: "Here" Gives Jason a stapler from his tool belt

Jason: . . .

It's hard to remember when I was in elementary school nowadays. So my memories of reading Rick Riordan's books for the first time are hazy. But I don't think I ever hated Leo and Calypso getting together. Now, allow me to speculate as to why that might have been. And that may just turn into a really, really long ramble on my part.

As a 10-15 year old, I was cognizant of shipping (and did read stuff like that online), but I was also just fine with happy endings to my stories. And since Leo didn't die, that was good enough for me. The book ended happily, with most major characters (besides octavian, who sadly died) surviving. That was enough to please me, I think.

And now, to just speak from my more modern, 19 year old perspective: I hate how Calypso was punished with eternity on an Island. Nobody ever stayed with her, nobody ever seemed to care. The fact that Leo came back for her…well, that touched me. It's what I'd wanted Percy to do in the Battle of the Labyrinth. It's something I'd been waiting to see for so long. So to see that someone, literally anyone, cared enough about this poor lady to save her from her prison… it's wonderfully touching.

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Credit goes to Ever After High Dolls on Facebook, here’s the link to the original post.

Chiron to Malcolm and Drew: I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or gender, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.

I am Althea, god of the year

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

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