I Like Your Band Merch But It Would Look Better On The Floor.

My friend told me this balloon would get me the ladies so here it goes: Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!

v day spam !!!

has this been done yet

You don’t need to give me a spoonful of sugar to make me go down. ;)

did anyone ask for soil/farming themed shitty valentine’s cards? no. did I make them anyway? you bet.

pick up line #6

roses are red violets are blue sugar i want to go down on you

oh yes, getting all the ladies !

everyone who reblogs this

will get a pick up line in their ask

e v e r y o n e

I got a crush on a band chick and this happened

pick up line #16

you must belong in a famous art museum because i louvre you

Girl:*walks up to my crowded table* Hey guys, is there anywhere I can sit?

Me:*gives a small smirk* If you want you can sit on my lap, but I’m told my face is way more comfortable..

Group:*Whooping and shouting* OOOO! Oooo!!!