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The Pit of Chaos

Hey! I'm Kiana -they/them- Usually, I just draw. Posts will be fairly infrequent. I'm also working on drawing a comic, as well as writing my own.

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pickled-platypus
2 weeks ago

I CANNOT get over Koya

He's a soldier and a ranger and badass and all. But he's an EMPATH! His domain is the heart and soul! He's a lover! He feels other peoples emotions! He literal has a spell called "soothe" that calms its target! He loves animals and goes vet school! He is known for being good with animals! He saves the firebird because it's the right thing to do! He can ride a horse! He doesn't know how to swim! He's the only one who can help gyrus sleep. And he hold on to him SO hard, even after everything, even knowing nothing. Even when gyrus has "betrayed" everyone, his first instinct is to try to calm him! AUGHHHH

pickled-platypus
3 weeks ago
Narration: "My friends sometimes ask:" / A happy yellow-colored guy asking, "How are you?"
Narration: "And I say:" / A blue guy in a yellow mask says "I'm good!" / Narration: "But that's a lie."
Narration: "There a lot I'm holding in. The truth is, I'm not good." The masked guy is in the foreground, looking down, as the other guy walks away whistling to himself in the background.
He takes off the mask revealing a sinister, sharp toothed grinning face. Narration: "I'm evil."
pickled-platypus
3 weeks ago
A collage of various screenshots of Gravity Falls character Fiddleford McGucket. Top text: "THE FIDDLEFORD MCGUCKET FANDOM IS DYING" Bottom text: "REPOST IF YOU'RE A TRUE FIDDLER"

is this anything

pickled-platypus
3 weeks ago
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pickled-platypus
1 month ago

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

pickled-platypus
1 month ago
TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND
TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

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1 month ago
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pickled-platypus
1 month ago

“he’s my babygirl” *i point to the strangest little guy you’ve ever seen*

pickled-platypus
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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pickled-platypus
3 months ago
Hang In There. Here’s Some Good News.
Hang In There. Here’s Some Good News.
Hang In There. Here’s Some Good News.
Hang In There. Here’s Some Good News.
Hang In There. Here’s Some Good News.
Hang In There. Here’s Some Good News.

hang in there. here’s some good news.

pickled-platypus
3 months ago

Come closer. I am normal about [insert literally any of my interests].

Come Closer. I Am Normal About [insert Literally Any Of My Interests].

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3 months ago
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3 months ago
Foreman. Babe. We’re At The Bottom End Of Season 8. You Have Worked Here For Almost A Decade. Why Are
Foreman. Babe. We’re At The Bottom End Of Season 8. You Have Worked Here For Almost A Decade. Why Are

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

pickled-platypus
3 months ago

It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

pickled-platypus
3 months ago

here are my favorite moomin comic panels because why not

panel from one of the moomin comics where someone says "he (moomintroll) didn't mean to kill you!" to which moomintroll replies "yes i did!"
moomin comic panel where snorkmaiden asks moomintroll "darling, when are you going to kill him?" to which moomintroll replies "at six am tomorrow."
moomin comic panel where moomin papa is solemnly looking down at snufkin whilst snufkin fishes. moominpappa says "snufkin, i have to confess to you that the police are after me."
a set of two panels from the moomin comics. in the first moomintroll is sadly standing in a body of water and he is saying "i guess i had better drown myself..." in the second panel, he is floating in the water with a wide eyed expression and saying "it's a pity i swim so well."
a set of two panels from the moomin comics. in the first, moominpappa, moomintroll, snorkmaiden, and moominmamma are sat in a bustling, fancy restaurant. moominpappa exclaims "let's go, i don't think we fit in here." snorkmaiden replies "it is, of course, an opium den. let me handle this. the second panel is an upclose on snorkmaiden as she proclaims "waiter! four marijuana!"
a panel from the moomin comics where mrs fillyjonk is hugging one of her children whilst the other two stand behind her in fear. moominmamma is looking up at mrs fillyjonk frustrated. mrs fillyjonk is saying "mrs moomin, you bit my child in the ankle!" to which moominmamma replies "yes! and i'll do it again!"
a panel from the moomin comics where moominmamma is waiting on a pair of gangsters as moomintroll looms behind her. moominmamma says to the gangsters "some lemon juice?" to which one of them replies "you think gangsters drink juice ma'am?"
a panel from the moomin comics where moominpappa and snufkin are sat at a table together. moominpappa excitedly asks snufkin "tell us all that's happening out in the world!" to which snufkin replies "fuss and misery" as he nonchalantly smokes his pipe.
pickled-platypus
3 months ago
No Really, I Must Go. Bye Now!

no really, i must go. bye now!

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No Really, I Must Go. Bye Now!
pickled-platypus
3 months ago
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3 months ago
He Is Literally Signing Away Years Of Progress, Soon Enough The Civil Rights Acts Will Probably Be Gone

he is literally signing away years of progress, soon enough the civil rights acts will probably be gone too

pickled-platypus
3 months ago
It's An Open Notes Test And Some Dense Motherfuckers Still Can't Figure Out The Answers.

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

pickled-platypus
3 months ago

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

pickled-platypus
3 months ago

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

pickled-platypus
3 months ago

Reminder to people upon gaining power it took Hitler only 57 days to dismantle German democracy and declare himself dictator and start purging the "undesirables"

pickled-platypus
3 months ago

It’s uncanny how similar Trump is acting like Hitler. People are now doing the Nazi salute. They’re drawing the symbol. The KKK was seen in Kentucky asking people to join them. ICE has been ripping families apart. Companies have pulled back Diversity Initiatives. We’re no longer part of WHO and there won’t be any communication from the CDC at least until February 1st. We’re being censored and the news can’t be trusted. Thousands of Americans didn’t know there were protests against Trump yesterday outside the U.S. Quotes from The Handmaid’s Tale and Anne Frank have been compared to what’s going on right now.

According to The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Studies and Prevention the U.S. has officially been given a red flag alert for Genocide.

I’m exhausted but I will never stop being angry.

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3 months ago
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3 months ago

At least two major artists (Lady Gaga and Chappell Roan) making a point to vocally support trans people the Grammys is a big deal in this political climate.

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