Rogue: (just successfully charmed a guard patrolling a bridge we were trying to cross) hey buddy long time no see! How you doing! Gosh it’s been so long, what do you go by now?
DM: OH HEY DUDE! it’s me uhhhh Keff. its spelt like Jeff but with a K.
Rogue: yeah Keff! I remember now! And whose your friend over there? (Points to the second guard patrolling same bridge)
DM: oh him? That’s Hank. It’s like Frank but spelt with a H
–silence–
Druid (OOC): Excuse me DM did you just say “Frank spelled with a H”?
DM: the R is silent.
Yep this is true
With people stealing, getting into fights, and getting trampled to death, Black Friday is the closest thing we have to The Purge.
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Behind every successful cat there is a good cardboard box.
Photos by ©Maru the Cat
I drew ticci-toby with a Santa hat because Christmas, merry Christmas eve!!!
Alabama in America
deeshore:
in NYC right now. Where to next?
Chicago, IL!
reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
Happy national cat day!! This is my baby!
Gender bent drawing of the sandersides