Please Fucking Lie To Your Employer. Like They Don’t Need To Know Your Mental Health Issues Or What

HOOOOOLY FUCK THIS LOOKS AMAZING

I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO @pitviperofdoom‘s AMAZING FIC!!!!!!!! ITS HELLA GOOD AND YOU SHOULD READ IT

I love all of these

HQ shenanigans….Home sweet home….

so i’m checking the news and there’s this article about apple i want to read and 

here’s what happens if you click on it

i guess they mad but also like… censorship…

No, That's a Bender. Gender is the Metal part at the front of a Vehicle.

no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks

RED LION THEORY

GUYS I THINK I JUST DISCOVERED THE MOST AMAZING/TERRIFYING HEADCANON EVER: K so we all know Zarky had the Red Lion at the beginning of the first season right? We also know they had it for AT LEAST 19 Years, because Keith is 18 in canon and Krolia knew the frequency when she can me to earth for the blue lion. But how did it get there? So I have two theory's. One is that the Glalra just found it, but that's boring. So here my second theory: Zarkon had the Red Lion for the past 10000 years. He captured Red when he Killed Alfor.

He could be the child of 2 legacies. Howard could be a Son/Legacy of Hephaestus and his Mom (sorry I forgot her name) could be a Daughter/Legacy of Athena.

mmmmmmmmm. mm. so heres some headcanons I have if the two universes had a crossover-

there are seperate sets of norse gods- the rick riordan ones are kind of like created from the sheer amount of people believing them, thus them being similar but different. they’re aware of their alien dopplegangers and vice versa, but dont really talk about it

the longer superpowered humans stick around, the weaker the mist gets. the mist was established to protect the minds of mortals; but if theyre believing and seeing more and more, they wont need to be as protected from the reality of demigods.

the 7 are roughly around Peter’s age? Which would mean they grew up with the background noise of heroes but were never exposed directly until they went to camp.

some of the avengers are definitely legacies; tony a legacy of athena, clint a legacy of apollo. i wouldnt say theyre aware of the gods but thats why they have some enhanced abilities that arent directly attributed to mutations.

the avengers were unaware of the battle of manhattan but loki and thor definitely were

demigods are still on the hush hush but when the avengers come across them whenever they eventually meet they dont hesitate to raise eyebrows

feel free to add on

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

Wouldn’t it be more like messing up your words?

Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.

Said every fanperson ever

“So, how many ships you’ve got?”