God. Someone Please Write A FIC About This. Please

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MULLET BABY

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BITCOIN AND ETHEREUM JUST CRASHED

[The Officer Down! meme edited to say Crypto Down!]

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At which point Jack and Maddie Immediately put away the weapons and Smile at Red Hood and say: Oh! Why thank you then! In that case we’ll be careful to Protect his Identity from here on out!

And like. Are Genuinely So Nice(TM) to him that they take his Number so they can Keep in Contact for if they ever come to Gotham Again. Also Maybe they give him some Fudge and also probably Ghost Hunting Weapons as thanks (cause like Everyone knows Red Hood is A Guns Guy, what better gift to give him as thanks for protecting their son!).

And That’s how Red Hood got Adopted by the Fentons.

(Now further out in the future though… that depends on if you wanna go with the Fentons being Good Parents or Bad Parents.

Say eventually Danny Figures out he’s a Halfa and Maybe Hides it for a While. And Depending on how the Fentons React… well his Next Phone call to Jason would be Interesting to say the least.

In the Good Timeline, Maybe the Fentons Realize that Hood is Drenched in Corrupted Ecto (Lazarus Pit Waters) and Call him over to Amity to go through the Portal with Danny for a Healing Sesh with Frostbite, Turning him into a Proper/Healthy Halfa too.

In the Bad Timeline, Danny calls Jason as he’s on the Run on the Way to Gotham, after his Parents Kicked him Out/Threatened to Vivisection him/Started Vivisecting him)

DP x DC Prompt: Delayed Reactions

Danny's powers didn't activate all at once after going into the Ghost Portal, in fact they hadn't even fully realized what happened for months. They assumed the change in appearance was just their eyes adjusting to the flashing because of how quickly it appeared then vanished again. But, as more things started happening to Danny and started changing, Danny couldn't help but wonder if maybe his accident had resulted in more than a permanent star that ran up his left arm to his heart.

He didn't tell Sam or Tucker though, after all Meta-Humans were so rare that there was no way they would believe him! Plus, if he told them then it would only be a matter of time before more people knew. So, he kept it to himself.

Which worked until Summer Break when Danny went to Gotham with his parents and Jazz for a Ghost Hunting Exp. Danny had no interest in 'Ghost Hunting' (though he had begun to do more of it after he realized that he could kind of sense and see the ghosts), so instead of listening to the expo he was going around learning more and more about the city. Gotham had some amazing other exhibits, an observatory, museums with huge space displays, and more interesting things than Ghosts.

Plus, it had the highest population of heroes!

Danny didn't expect that his second day in Gotham would end up so differently from the first one. It all started with a little girl about nine who had been crossing the street when chaos broke loose. An explosion on the next block rocked the entire city, causing Danny's skin to crawl, but what mad him sick was the fact that the explosion had thrown a car directly towards the little girl and a crowd of people.

Everybody else scattered, including the woman the girl had been walking with who seemed to forget her in an instant as they got out of the way of the car. But the little girl didn't move, just started terrified at the approaching car.

"Get out of the way!" People shouted to the girl, but unlike the rest of them Danny's instincts were screaming one thing.

Protect.

Danny ran forward as quickly as his legs could manage as he tried to beat gravity itself. Danny made it to the girl without a second to spare, wrapping her into a hug.

"Please work, please work, please work!" Danny thought, struggling to get his powers to work as he felt himself turn intangible with the girl turning intangible with him.

No sooner did his powers kick in did the car slam into the ground where they were standing before it bounced and rolled down the street, leaving a dent around the two of them but leaving both Danny and the girl untouched.

Danny let his power drop, as the girl looked at him for a second before she burst into tears and hugged him. Danny's vision swam as he hugged her back, fixing her hair.

"I gotcha, you're okay..." Danny told her, then let her go as the woman who had left her in the street called her.

The girl sniffled, then ran to the woman as Danny tried to stand. He could hear people talking, cheering and some were even applauding but it all sounded really far away. He could also hear another car approaching, but as his vision faded and his body felt as though it was filled with led nothing felt important anymore.

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The Bats had tried to race to get to the civilians before the car hit them and had failed. Thankfully, the majority of people had managed to get out of the way to a safe distance but there was a little girl still in the road. None of them wanted to see the girl die, but they knew realistically they couldn't make it to her.

But somebody did.

No sooner did the stranger save the girl and let her go did they collapse into the middle of the street.

Suddenly it was no longer 'save civilians from a car that got partially blown up in Penguins newest scheme' but 'get the unknown Meta out of the street before his face was exposed to every media outlet throughout the city'.

THI LOOKS SO COOL!!! I literally CANNOT imagine Deku being this Serious

Midoriya Izuku and Todoroki Shouto, but with their costumes, personalities, and quirks swapped. This was so enjoyable to draw! Deku looks so serious.

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

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I agree with the message but?! this is tone deaf coming from one of the elitist, most prestigious fashion events in the world. you are rich to even be invited, an event where the ticket is literally $30,000.... I’m gonna eat YOU

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