My Biggest Fear Is Being Put Into A P.m Seymour (or Similar) Video 'cause I'd Never Know It It Was 'cause

Y'ALL THIS IS SO FUN WTF I LOVE TUMBLR

i'mma be 100% honest i came back to tumblr just 'cause of @itsapmseymour and i think that says smth about me

STOP I MISS VEGASPETE SO MUCH WTFFFFF

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KinnPorsche + Text Posts: a quick Ep. 13 Rewatch Edition [Ep. 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12]

once upon a time.....

there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a rattlin' bog.

All summoning spells summon a baby. You need to raise it to adulthood before it can do anything. The duration is unchanged.

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

i was threatened

it's a beautiful day to die

DO NOT LIKE WITHOUT REBLOGGING, I WILL BLOCK YOU!

"You'd be living in a castle with food and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need."

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i love making things for people, no matter what it is. i'm currently making a gift for my colour guard mom for homecoming that's glow in the dark origami stars, a friendship bracelet that also has beads that spell out her name, a letter explaining everything (the colours i chose for the bracelet, the story hehind the stars, etc), and a poem i'm writing for her. everything except the basket it's all in is completely handmade/handwritten, the only thing that was bought was the notebook (one of my school notebooks) that i got the paper for the letter and poem from

someone needs to take my phone away so i can get this assignment for my theatre seminar done