RAHHHHHHHHH

Dungeons and dragons? In this economy!?

Look, best I can do for you is an angry lizard in a hole in the garden.

why do like,, 3 of the fandoms in hate their members (or whatever the word is) being happy

it's canon that odysseus talks in his sleep, right? and in keep your friends close, he's thinking about going home and finally reuniting with penelope and telemachus before he falls asleep/while he's sleeping. so it is very possible that he was talking about them in his sleep. and that eurylochus heard him. and still chose to open the wind bag.

"You'd be living in a castle with food and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need."

bonus ver w/o text and extra doodle:

i'mma be 100% honest i came back to tumblr just 'cause of @itsapmseymour and i think that says smth about me

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

i need these.

For weird dice Wednesday, here is my bard d20, wood with musical notes instead of numerals.

now, you may be wondering if there was anything on that tree. well, i'm sure you'll be pleased to know that there was, in fact, a branch on that tree. and on that branch that was on that tree that was in that rare, rattlin' bog, there was a twig.

once upon a time.....

there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a ratlan bog.

my tummy hurts and i can't tell if it's sick hurt or hungry hurt or what but either way i hate it

i move into my college dorm today and i already know that the second i get back from doing colour guard intro stuff (getting my uniform, meeting everyone else, etc) i'mma have a mental breakdown in my room

Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease