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Due to a mix-up, your adventuring party have ended up at a BDSM sex dungeon.

You don't play them.

You play the other side of the mixup, as 5 very confused kinksters who abruptly have to fight a white dragon.

i'm going to fucking cry i rlly don't wanna leave this dude (or my friends but stfu let me be dramatic)

Kim Theerapanyakul + text posts (pt. 81/90)

bonus:

Y'ALL THIS IS SO FUN WTF I LOVE TUMBLR

All summoning spells summon a baby. You need to raise it to adulthood before it can do anything. The duration is unchanged.

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

my biggest fear is being put into a p.m seymour (or similar) video 'cause i'd never know it it was 'cause i said smth stupid or if it was a compliment

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

once upon a time.....

there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a rattlin' bog.

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!