Its Fucking Wild That When Someone Says They’re A Biologist They Could Mean They Hang Out In The Woods

its fucking wild that when someone says they’re a biologist they could mean they hang out in the woods looking at birds and shit or that they spend all day mixing liquids together in tiny tubes and then swearing at poison jello

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4 years ago
For All The Artists Out There
For All The Artists Out There
For All The Artists Out There
For All The Artists Out There
For All The Artists Out There
For All The Artists Out There

For all the artists out there

4 years ago

I keep on seeing this every time I open tumblr aaaaah

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.


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3 years ago
Very Very True But I Don't Think I Want To Be The Sex Symbol Of The Internet

very very true but I don't think I want to be the sex symbol of the internet

@savagenutella46 @gerard-ways-pinky @anjuschiffer @pawsitivelymiraculous @strawberry-lemonade

what type of villain would you be ?

narrative foil

you are the perfect opposite of the hero in most aspects, including your morals. in others, you seem more like their mirror, a twisted reflection. you complement each other. you are the yang to their yin, the moon to their sun. in some other life you could've been friends. fanfiction would say even soulmates. you could say your relationship with them is a little bit fruity. "you and i are not so different after all" you tell the hero... as you're dangling them off the roof. you are evil, after all. you'll probably die very dramatically by their hand but in a very unintentionally homoerotic way, so it's a win some, lose some kind of situation

tagging @p1nkbaby @escapenightmare @ttogaslut @racistareversa let's see yours besties

4 years ago
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4 years ago
ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)
ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)
ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)

4 years ago

hi, you pathetic excuse for a human! fuck you and bunker's support team wishes you a very miserable day for being a coward and sending her hate on anon, which indicates that you knew what you were doing. try it again and we're going to come for your sorry ass. 😊

You're a fucking idiot and you're not funny

Well, good sir, you should know you are absolutely hilarious. Whenever I look at this I can’t do anything but laugh. Did you honestly think that when a random person on the internet I’ve never met insults me because their lives are so sad they have nothing better to do that I’d find it anything other than funny? Of course not!

4 years ago
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