A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.
He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine’s day cards, write inside them and stamp them with “Love” stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can’t contain his curiosity and approaches the man. “You must have 500 or more cards there,” the bartender says. “I’ve got to admit I’m curious what you’re doing.” “Oh, every year at Valentine’s Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed ‘Guess Who?’” the guy says. “But why?” the bartender asks. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the guy replies.
So like… anyone wanna buy me a Switch and the new Animal Crossing?
look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.
Day 21 : Sleep !
Let me force-feed you the oumasai fluff-
hmmm
Ok but these are really cool tho.
(Source: collegehumor/blogwell/Caldwell Tanner)
i had to get hinata to upload this for me because tumblr isnt letting me upload images today but Please
All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Poisoned candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off a building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.
Day 23 : Rip !
Spoilers for NDRV3 chapter 2 and blood/bruises trigger warning
Kirumom
We luvd u
Y did u have 2 die
༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
'Hyper Reality Show' by Utsu-P but it's an animation of Jevil and Spamton
I respect the glitter/glitterself pronouns more than I respect my own mother.
Reblog if you support all genders. Yes even the “weird” or uncommon ones
Reblog also if you support “weird” pronouns like ai/aier or ze/zir or bun/buns/bunself
18, she/her, cisgender, demi-aroace bi/pan/lesbian/queer/labels are hard ok;;; Come watch me sell my soul to a new work of fiction every week
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