That's too true to be true-
Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-
Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP
Protag: I’d TAP that-
Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-
Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.
No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people
Day 2 : Wisp !
Here we have everyone's favorite mage playing with will-o'-the-wisps in the forest~ !
i need to prove about 10 thousand points to my parents
Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
Forgive my lame coloring, I don't have any markers yet so I had to go for your local lame stabilos
Day 17 : Storm
Holy shit, Kamukura loves boats.
trying to prove something to my family and to start transitioning.
18, she/her, cisgender, demi-aroace bi/pan/lesbian/queer/labels are hard ok;;; Come watch me sell my soul to a new work of fiction every week
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