Latest Posts by perfectlyzealousperfection - Page 4

This may or may not have made me cry a little :3 I want to be a dragon tbh

"I want to be a dragon."

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps

Actually one of my favorite images on the internet

they call me a master baiter because im very good at worming my fishing hook in a clean and efficient way that keeps the worm attached and secure. what, you thought i was gonna make a joke about masturbating ? hm. how crude. fish army kill them badly

hey g- [was about to say “girlboss” reflexively but then realizes you’re transgender and i don’t wanna misgender you]boyboss- [remembers the patriarchy] boss- [remembers i hate capitalism] king- [remembers i hate the monarchy] friend. how’s it going?

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

idc that he’s canonically cis and has a massive fucking dick. i will give him a pussy and he will like it.

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

Mina: "What's the matter with Arikado?"

Soma: "He watched an AI video, spent four hours ranting about what an affront it was to the artistic prowess of humanity, and then started crying."

Alucard:

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

him

So for years black girls have had to read fanfics where y/n was automatically described as being paled skinned with long flowing hair and blue eyes. We couldn’t relate to it exactly, it excluded us, it ignored us. But we read it cause it was all that was out there. Now when we start writing fanfics for other black girls to feel included and represented, now you all are saying that you ‘‘can’t relate to it” therefore don’t support black writers when we were supporting your work all those years even though you were acting like we don’t exist within these fandoms. 

sometimes I like twitter

but only sometimes lol

I forgot I post here, so here’s a silly little thing 🤺

Annette & Richter !!

Never enough fanart of them

i think this is them

My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.

Happy wet beast Wednesday