I'm Currently Farming Likes For @blueskittlesart Apparently. Like I Open Tumblr And The Number Of Notifications

Stalk them, duh.

Why does this one ao3 author i would give my life to NOT HAVE ANY LINKS TO ANY SOCIALS THEY HAVE

Silly Game Time: Y'know what this world needs? More giant statues (I'm talking 300 feet or 91.5 meters in height) that depict people joyfully playing musical instruments. So I've decided that a bunch of them shall be raised across the globe next Thursday!

Or, like, Friday at the latest.

You get to pick where one will go! Also what the instrument being played will be, if you like. No exceptions, no restrictions.

Hell yeah let's get one up in my school's soccer field because I never want to do the 12-minute run ever again (lol). In terms of instrument I'll choose voice (hard rock screaming to be exact) because that's how I feel at the moment after bombing a French speaking test. I have so much respect for people who actually play instruments. Thanks for the ask!

Hell yeah! Nothing will ever match the feeling of just wandering through Hyrule and just seeing the views. This game is legendary.

I loaded Breath of the Wild just to share these screenshots with y’all! Enjoy!

The inflation in Hyrule’s Hyrule do be crazy this time of year.

I wish I had family photos where I got to stand on someone's head. No, I only got fancy clothes and fucking high heels (meltdown food yayyyy) and camera flashes.

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

Link in canon: eldritch dumbass capable of terrifying physics-noping and saving zelda in however short the speedrun time has gotten

Link in fanon: huh getting an arm burned off hurts

I LOVE IT!!!!!

mmmrrrmm gloomed arm headcanons

Silly Game Time: I am granting you immunity from any and all physical injuries ... *except* in one fatal weak spot like Achilles with his heel. Let's say the weak spot is roughly the size of the smallest coin in your country of residence, and must be struck with enough force to draw blood from an average human being to activate. Simply touching it or even accidentally bonking it isn't enough.

Where would you put yours?

I'm going with the inside of my right ankle because:

shoes

no one is going to be stabbing my ankles (hopefully)

as someone who used to have a metal scooter, if I get hit there I'd rather just get taken out. if a scooter hurts that much then getting stabbed may as well just be my weakness.

Ah frick I really thought I got a hang of this slang thing after I figured out that "dtm" apparently means "doing too much" welp. You may not assemble until you stop mashing upb.

@penguinly Please let me assemble before i track you down :(

I will cry.

WAIT—

What happens when we get to the end of LU? What if we actually have to see them say goodbye to each other 🥺

link looking real sharp today yk what I mean

You run from him.

He follows.