Ok Im In A Bad Mood And I Listen To Political Commentary, Here’s Why We Need To Raise Minimum Wage

Guys Neil Gaiman made an album and it’s fucking amazing I just learned this it’s called”signs of life” give it a listen

You know when you would text your friends and they wouldn’t respond for hours because you’re too intense for them to handle so now you just assume that’s the reason people don’t text back immediately even though they’re just busy and stuff and actually love you just the way you are

i was inspired by @nell0-0’s beautiful piece with the hero of time, i had to make one with the hero of the wild!

inspired by the witch hat atelier cover :)

progress photos:

why's everyone talking about girlcock? is there some other kind of cock...?

welcome back egghead 🍳🍾

When you wake up and text her and she acts like a puppy when you get home from work.

I love her so much

sometimes the knowledge you gain on twitter is both blessed and cursed

also his likes are sending me:

Killing people is murder, to imply otherwise is insane, also the UK didn’t flood the place with police because gun control was banned, they stationed more cops because gun crime was up and then they banned guns, and those who already had them and were already committing crimes continued, and homicides only went up for about a year then decreased to about 11 people per million, that sounds like a lot, the US homicide rate is 78 people per million, 117 people are shot and killed in the US every single day, if you ask me that’s 117 too many, now, your solution to stop people being killed by guns, is to kill more people with guns, im against the death of any person, because life is a beautiful and precious thing that should be valued, you clearly do not agree, you clearly see life as disposable as the cum rags you jerk off into everytime you think you own a woke snowflake, because you have no issue with killing people, you are exactly the kind of person who should not own a gun, because who knows, the next time there’s a peaceful protest advocating for less death, you might be the person who shoots it up, as for arming teachers, I have two things to say, what if it’s the teacher that decides to shoot the school, they can kill an entire class before anyone can get there, and two, what if a disturbed student gets a hold of the gun, they too can kill an entire class before someone shows up, and eliminating gun free zones wouldn’t do anything, because gun free zones don’t do anything, because people with guns go in there anyway, I shouldn’t have even put in this much effort, because you lied, the idea that 92% of mass shootings happen in gun free zones took 2 seconds of googling to disprove, and also, violent crime skyrocketed after the 90s, because gun control regulations were loosened

ALSO GUNS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

Like completely, cops shouldn’t have them no one should have them, they’re used to kill, not for defense not to protect something but to kill people. There have been more mass shootings in 2024 then there are days in 2024 so far. That’s inexcusable. Oh but the criminals will just find a way to get them anyway, maybe, doesn’t mean we have to make it easy for them, also every mass shooting in America was done by people who got the guns legally, it’s almost like laws do something, and for the whole they’ll get guns from Mexico thing, 90 percent of the guns in Mexico are from America, and sure gun violence is potentially more prominent in places with stricter gun control, they get the guns from other states with worse gun control, and when you have a gun and no one else does that leads to some deaths, and for those who say what about if the government becomes tyrannical and we have to fight back, ideally they wouldn’t have guns either but also you really think you’re going to win against the drones and bombs and nukes and tanks and weapons of destruction that could wipe out cities in seconds, if you support the idea of people having guns then you support the idea of people being shot

Remember, they only win when you give up, don’t let them win

Dragging your Captain away from trouble should be one of the First Mate's terms and conditions before joining lmao