Bro Yikes

use a photo already on your phone to describe The Gay Agenda 

normalize not knowing anything about yourself. like who’s that guy lol

This is giving me anxiety AGAIN you are certified not allowed to reblog this shit anymore

okay time to sit in the dark like a creature or else my brain will explode

Fair.. but I want to steal people’s gender for long does hair and piercings, though being skinny would be fun.

are they hot or are they just skinny. do they have great style or are they just skinny. do you want their gender or are they just skinny.

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

Boyfriends aren’t allowed to follow me get out you’ll see all my slut posts

if your first thought when you hear me say "i hate leeches" is 'vampires' and not 'landlords' unfollow me. this is a pro-vampire, anti-landlord only zone.

i can feel the book from my bedside table judge me as i open yet another ao3 tab

Skishy bean