The Music For This Stream Is Fantastic! Just Absolute Bops, Im So Happy Even If I Miss The Science Pals.

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh it’s happening. Tim Misny is breaking containment. 

For context, I’ve lived in Ohio all my life and spent three years living in Cleveland for university (which sometimes had photoshopped tim minsy jokes in different departments!). So, inevitably I saw many, many Tim Misny ads while living there. But, this doesn’t even cover half of the utter insanity of Mr Misny Esquire. No, the man makes ‘em pay far beyond the realms of menacing billboards invoking eldritch terror upon the freeway. 

Tim Misny is northern Ohio's eldritch god, plague and menace. Or at least the real life Saul Goodman.

The completely bonkers sign of him menacingly raising his eyebrows is rather new- but before that, clevelanders were graced with the absolute beauty of Tim Misny tv and internet ads. Please let me tell you about the Tim Misny Thriller Parody . Please, it's been consuming my brain for years and no one believes me.

This is an actual advertisement for a personal industry lawyer made in 2010. A young couple enters Misnyland (yes, an actual place that is Tim Misny’s residence and also a resort(???) for the general public. I do not know anybody who has gone there, but it is advertised on his site) and are chased by clowns, zombies and werewolves etc etc. But at the end of the music video (with lyrics changed to match the divinity of Tim Misny Esquire) the monsters suddenly all turn into Tim Misny, fit with horrifying laminated Tim Misny Masks with suits to match. This is somehow more terrifying than the very silly autotune that replaces michael jackson. 

Actual Tim Misny also appears in the crowd of dopple-Misnys and shows us his true form which never appears on his billboards for some reason???

There is also a Tim Misny Commercial which the very thought of Tim Misny plagues the personification of Insurance Companies with nightmares and has honestly some of the spookiest synth tones and sound design in a commercial I have ever seen? Very surreal, very nightmarish, absolute terror in the words “And this time- he really made me pay”

There is also the gosh dang Tim Misny merch shop which just speaks for itself. Some of my favourites being the Tim Minsy clock and the the official Tim Misny body pillow (no i am not lying look at it please)

Then there is also the moment where he went on a local comedians show and told his audience to call him and that he would trick your enemy into falling in love with him and then on their  wedding day he would leave them at the altar while also simultaneously burning their house down. 

There is so much more craziness to this man besides his admittedly absolutely bonkers bill-boards. I haven't even really touched the surface of Misnyness- just what an absolute dude. It honestly shocks me that people out of the state haven't really heard of him- the guys been active in his goofiness since the 1970s. I'm pretty sure he is immortal and is just a personal injury lawyer because he thought it would be funny.

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

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This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

being completely and utterly normal about the bombshell that just dropped

I love the new locations in the new Yume Nikki! They are super spooky!

AAAAAAA!!! oh my goodness you are so talented and I love the way you draw Jonah and Jon! Your character designs and composition skills are 10/10 and oh my gosh, I’m really honored that you made this from my goofy story i’m-

This is a comic I made for @paptato Fic! It’s a time travel Magnus Archive fic and it’s my favorite, honestly fantastic read.

A Game of Cat and Mouse:

 https://archiveofourown.org/works/23988727/chapters/57704170

Text in the comic (because my handwriting is not good):

[First panel] “Magnus’s face is unreadable” [Second panel] “He barely hears the clacking” [Fourth panel] “He is not being made to speak the words of a mad man. He is in control. He is safe. He is no longer a puppet.” [Fifth panel] Magnus says “Jonathan I-” and Jon cuts him off saying “Don’t.”

yknow what I think about sometimes?

"children" plural. secret bonus extended sims family. I know he said they weren't close but do you think he has any vague relatives who turned on the tv one day and say "blimey, little cousin jon got himself blown up in a wax museum. not my problem ig."

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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if you cannot protest or donate, and you’ve been retweeting and reblogging your ass off, here’s another thing you can do from home to help out later on down the line.

we are dealing with a fascist police state. fascists love nothing more than controlling the media and taking away primary sources of their evildoing, so lets take some steps toward taking that power away from them.

the wayback machine is a tool from the internet archive, a nonprofit website that seeks to capture websites as they change over time. the wayback machine is free to use and will be able to help protect all of the first-person accounts of the crimes being committed by the state during these protests for human rights.

this is what the homescreen of the wayback machine looks like:

that blue circle is where you put a permalink to a tweet you want to add to the wayback machine

that red circle is how you find the permalink to a tweet. click “copy link to tweet” and put it in the blue circle above, and there you have it! save what you see. don’t let anyone take away all of the documentation of these crimes the state has committed and declare it fake news.

fuck the cops. fuck orange mussolini. fuck racists, and fuck fascist government regimes.

dont forget: there’s nothing more punk than voting, libraries, and loving each other.

!!! Oh my gosh! Pop art Tim misny!!! Thanks for adding this to the collection! It's very colorful! Brightens up my day! (Also hope you had fun at the show!)

I was down in cleveland yesterday, and there was a Tim Misny ad telling me to be safe while driving ! Tim Misny lawyer and protector of Ohio drivers.

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

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