Me: Yeah We're Tying The Knot Next Week

werewolves at the breeding forest: "where did my cum go!??"

me behind the tree:

happy oniichan day to those who celebrate (me i celebrate)

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

Build-A-Bear except it's Guillermo Del Toro making you a Monster Boyfriend.

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

Sure sex is great but have you ever read a fanfic by an incredible author and then realized they have 30+ other fics in the tag?

So I’ve been keeping track of the Chrystul Kizer case (a 19 year old black woman charged with killing her abuser when she was 17). You can find the full story here: https://nypost.com/2019/12/18/chrystul-kizer-faces-life-in-prison-for-killing-her-alleged-pedophile-abuser-randy-volar/. In case anyone didn’t know:

-her hearing is set for June 8, 2020

-her bail is set for $400,000 

-you can keep updates on her here: https://freechrystul.wordpress.com/2020/03/05/some-good-news-for-chrystul/, as well as find resources to support her. You can write her a letter, sign petitions, etc.

-her family has set up a fundraiser for her here: https://fundrazr.com/FreeChrystulKizer?ref=ab_AdkL5uoLQcdAdkL5uoLQcd I’ve been keeping track of it often, but hardly anyone has contributed! This is what it looks like now:

Not even close to the $45K goal. She needs money not only for court and bail, but also for things afterwards, like therapy. 

If you could reblog and share this, that would be great!

Please take all of choso’s suffering and give it to mei mei