To Clarify, The Possibility We’ll Never Find Out What Happened To Cody Is Only My Second Biggest Fear

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

relentless slaughterhouse Tech, killing the group from the inside out

bruh, this is epic

Happy late birthday @markiplier

Some wimblur soot

Clothes swap!

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Sooooo I tried drawing sleepy Tech with messy hair and he ended up looking like the tan child of Milo Thatch and Bernard from Megamind. I can’t unsee it. 

Happy Tech Tuesday I guess….😐

This MCC was so fucking scuffed, and as my first one, it was amazing. I watched Wilbur and Phil's POVs, going to Fundy's, Tommy's and Jack's every now and then. These were my favorite moments:

Fundy carrying them much more than I thought he would

Phil going the wrong way in Ace Race and 20+ people following him and having to frantically turn around so as to not end up in last

Wilbur being literally so late, they had to tell Ranboo to be on stand-by in case he didn't show up and him barely making it in time.

Jack doing much better than I expected, especially for his first MCC, and the fact that NO ONE bothered to tell him what to do and he had to learn mostly by trial and error

The bit they did when they joked about quitting the game to play Among Us, at the 'after-party', Tubbo opened up Among Us because they said they were going to play.

Ranboo cheering for Red Rabbits, it had three of his favorite people

Techno in Phil's Chat, cheering for him

The whole bit where Wilbur forced them to sing a sea shanty, except Phil refused to do it.

The bit where Jack and Wilbur were referencing the most fucking weird, obscure memes, and Phil and Fundy were concerned.

When Wilbur said he hadn't eaten anything except a Red Bull that day, and had to reassure Phil, who was Dad ModeTM, that no he wasn't skipping meals, he was just busy, and ate a lot yesterday, and yes he will eat immediately after this stream

That one Wilbur and Quackity interaction, they were just fucking cooing at each other, and they weren't even in the same fucking VC

When Wilbur knocked Ranboo off, and proceeded to boast about it for the whole stream, like it was the best fucking thing

Ranboo's after stream, the whole point of which was to be fake sad about not being in MCC.

Phil refusing to lose in the flying game, like YES Philza Minecraft sir, flying is your BRAND, you CAN’T lose.

Jack saying he'll be staying in Brighton for a few days in June, (when the U.K. meetup is happening), and Fundy going "Can I be invited too?" The three of them saying sure, then proceeding to make fun of him for the next five minutes

Phil telling Jack to 'look after' Wilbur after he kept getting killed in a game, like Wilbur was a child and not older than Jack by a large margin.

Phil just fucking bullying Fundy about his ugly-ass skin right before they even started

Tommy just fucking. refusing to wear the team skin

@icantthinkofacreativeurl

They definitely take golden hour pics

+ bonus

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE