What if i make a fic thats just short stories based from the Incorrect onimai posts ?
Excluding the celeste au cause someone else is already writting something very pog about that
but like it would be nice to expand on the ideas, since the format i use for the posts is very simple and doesnt allow for much
The rewards of Capitalism
Mihari: Its been a month already.. i wonder how they are handling themselves...
Kaede: they are probably alright, Tom nook is an old friend he know what he's doing
Mihari: I cant believe Tom Nook is real....
Kaede: And i cant believe you made the anti gender disphoria drug a reality and somehow really cheap at the same time
Mihari: Im a professional at force fem- ITS THAT A WHOLE CITY ?!?!?!?
at a distance the island become visible and in contrast to how it looked a month ago its gained multiple buildings and roads
Kaede: Well at least we know they are alright ?
Mihari: I refuse to believe they did all that
Kaede: Well Tom Nook really helps out a lot for the right price-
Mihari: EXACTLY MY POINT, MAHIRO CHAN IS A LAZY BUM BY NATURE
Mihari becomes the gender girl
Chitose: Congratulations on releasing the permament gender change drug!!!
The lab cheers
Mihari: Honestly im just glad it was posible to make it really cheap, having extras just in case its always good
Chitose: Wait is that why you worked so hard to make it cheaper ?
Mihari: Yes ? just in case you know ?
Chitose: Oh i thought you wanted to become the light in trans people's lifes or something
Mihari: Huh ?
..............
Mihari gets home after celebrating, still confused
Mahiro: All hail the gender girl!!!
Momiji: Yay the gender girl!!!!
Mihari: .... why.. gender girl ?
Mahiro: Its your tittle! you gave trans people gender! so you are the gender girl
Mihari: That doesnt make much sense-
Mahiro: Well all the world is calling you that so, get used to it gender girl
Mihari: ... what.
i really like that, despite her self persception, Mahiro is well liked by most people. Even those who know her past self think well of her and only do overall harmless remarks because of the absurdity of her situation (mostly getting deaged and fitting right in with her new peers).
Like her smile its a literal flash bang and she was capable of making practically her whole class incredibly fond of her
truly the best girl ever
i really just wrote 1 chapter of the madoka au and then started to die cause of uni... sowwy
I think Onimai would be so much worse if Mahiro wasnt a neet at the start, even if they are just some glimpses and not the full scope, relating to Mahiro's struggles during the manga are one of the things that made me get so attached to it as a whole.
Mahiro Oyama its my favorite female character in media (even if the manga might never cross the gap of defining Mahiro fully as a girl) and i am excited to see where her journey will lead her.
Mahironi sucking at games its really funny, and it just gave me an idea
Mahironi and the gang just start playing multiplayer videogames from time to time and everyone,except miyo bcs i think she would be busy looking at her gayass friend group, ends up becoming better than Mahiron so she becomes competitive till Nayutan defeats her lots and then she just accepts her fate
Mahironi when she loses for the first time even losing a bet against Momiji bcs she is a girlfailure like that (and also Momiji would use any chance to get closer to Mahironi so she being the first to defeat her its only cause of that)
Mihari its goated dont get me wrong
But realistically what she did had so much potential to end up being very cruel to Mahiro, like particulalry if something wrong happened during school.
Mahiro felt like such a pervert already and if she also lost her first friends in so long because of a situation she was forced to she wouldnt just go back to being a neet, the potential damage was so much worse that im glad onimai its a silly chill manga
Mihari the force fem goat but she is lucky she isnt on a tragedy manga
Miyo's yuritastic adventures
Aoi: So you are finally here Miyo
Miyo: Indeed, today we will learn which of us holds the absolute truth
Aoi: I will show you the power of BL and you will lose.
Miyo pins Aoi to a wall: Wouldnt you like to experience yuri before that ?
Aoi: !!!
And then Miyo wakes up from her dream
Miyo: ... hmph
The end...?
Nayuta and Mahiro watching
Chitose: Soooo, hows school Nayuta ?
Nayuta: I have developed a new hobby
Chitose: Oh ?
Nayuta: Its called "Mahiro watching", i just wait and see what silly thing Mahiro chan will do
Chitose: Oh god you sound like Mihari, there cant be that much silly things for you to develop a whole hobby about it.... right ?
Nayuta: Well.....
...........
Mahiro: awawawawa,,,,,im sorry Momiji i panicked and i had just found this really cool sand so i had to put it on my pocket and i thought we were gonna fight and-
Momiji: WHY POCKET SAND?????
.........
Mahiro: I think i have made mistake.
Momiji: What did you do ?
Mahiro: well-
Yuta and Minato enter the classroom looking 200% more Yuri than before
Mahiro: um.. that
Miyo: SUCH A BLESSING!!!
........
Mahiro: do you all sometimes play games for hours and then start seeing the Badhiro?
Momiji: the what ?
Mahiro: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly
........
Mahiro: NAYUTAN WE NEED TO COOK
Nayuta: i dont think we should be selling meth Mahiro chan
Mahiro: I MEANT FOOD
Nayutan: oh-
.....
Chitose: wait what was the last one ?
Nayuta:.... POCKET SAND
Chitose:..... i wear glasses Nayuta
Nayuta: uh oh
Jail
Random inmate: So.. why are you here huh ?
Mihari: I forced feminized and de-aged my older brother and sent her to school
Inmate: .... why
Mihari: Well it sounded like a good idea at the time, she really needed to get out of her room somehow and well she really had some egg vibes you know ?
The inmate moves far away from Mihari while looking utterly confused
Meanwhile Kaede after hearing the news
Kaede: I dont know how to feel about the fact im not suprised.....
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