Maybe I Should Learn How To 3d Model And Mod Mahiro Into Super Mario 64

onimai but Mahiro gets gaslighted

Mahiro: Guys.... i cannot lie anymore....im actually a 20 year old guy....

Momiji: Silly Mahiro thats unrealistic

Mahiro: But i-

Kaede: Try a better lie next time Mahiro chan, you dont behave like a 20 year old at all

Mahiro: But Mihari-

Mihari: What are you talking about Mahiro chan? you have always been my younger sister

Mahiro: Huh?!??! no im sure i-

MamáOyama: My daughter its so silly! you have always been the silliest, you are my youngest and my precious daughter~

Mahiro: am... am i ?!??

Everyone: Yes!

Mahiro: But im sure im not actually a girl im just a perv-

Mihari: Thats not a nice joke Mahiro chan~

Momiji: Yeah! you are just terminally online!!

Mahiro: for.. for real ?

Everyone: Yes!

Mahiro somehow happier than ever: oh..um.. o-okay!

Happy birthday Mahiro!

new chap :3

When Mihari becomes succesful thanks to the development of the gender drug (like fr that would be such a breakthrough) she really would have an awkward time any time someone asks for her motivation, like girl skipped years just to forcefem her once brother and im fairly certain that would not be a wise thing to ever admit.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: お兄ちゃんはおしまい! | Oniichan wa Oshimai! (Manga), お兄ちゃんはおしまい! | Oniichan wa Oshimai! (Anime), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Hozuki Momiji/Oyama Mahiro, Hozuki Kaede/Oyama Mihari Characters: Oyama Mahiro, Oyama Mihari, Hozuki Momiji, Hozuki Kaede, Ouka Asahi, Tenkawa Nayuta, Azuma Chitose, Murosaki Miyo, Kyubey (Madoka Magica) Additional Tags: Angst, Fluff and Angst, Alternate Universe, Mahiro is Madoka! (thats not a good thing), Mahiro is transgender (its the base of this fic), Everyone Is Gay, Mahiro needs a hug, Momiji needs a hug Summary:

Onimai but instead of a magical drug Mahiro needs to make a contract to become girl™ it doesn't go well but don't worry! Momiji can go back in time, what could possibly go wrong!

or basically i fused my Onimai and my Madoka brainrot and made this, free will is real people

The Mahiro Oyama Trial

Judge Nayuta: Today we are here to discuss the fate of Mahiro 'Mahiron' Oyama, the charges are.... murder. any opening statements ?

Prosecutor Asahi: Yes Nayutan!-

Nayuta: its your honor-

Asahi: Mahiron was found near the passed out body of Miyochin-

Attorney Momiji: OBJECTION! wasnt she dead ?

Nayuta: Well she took longer to regain consciousness than usual so i would say it counts as her being dead, objection denied!

Asahi: that means she killed her! i rest my case

Mahiro: um... its that all ?

Asahi: Yes :D

Nayuta: Truly an unspeakable scene, the defense attorney may start

Attorney Momiji: um... nuh uh ?

Mahiro: WDYM NUH UH ???!?!?

Momiji: well what else am i supposed to say-

Asahi: OBJECTION! YUH UH

Mahiro: oh god

so uh.... Mahiro Oyama am i right ?

Cooking with Miyo

Miyo: Welcome everybody! to a new episode of 'Cooking with Miyo ', on this episode we have our special guests! MomiMahi!!

Mahiro: Wait did you just introduce us with a ship name-

Momiji: just roll with it Mahiro chan -

Miyo: Today we will make some delightful sopaipillas!

Mahiro: The hell is that ?

Momiji: I have no idea

Miyo: for this recipe we would need squash but we will use pumpkins as a replacement!

Mahiro: Um Miyo im not sure thats a-

Momiji: I dont think we can get squash before she starts cooking lets try our best to make it edible at least-

.............

Miyo: and we are done!!!

Miyo: So what do you think, our dear guests ?

Mahiro and Momiji are passed out on the floor after trying Miyo's "sopaipillas"

Miyo clueless: my oh my, sleeping together after some nice food, huh ~ truly some nice Yuri

Miyo: Thanks everybody for watching!

in the background Nayuta and Asahi go pick up Mahiro and Momiji up while Miyo is busy with the camera

Miyo seeing the character of Hitomi

Miyo: Oh god, IS SHE THE VILLAIN ?!?!?

Mahiro: Huh ?

Miyo: She is clearly homophobic, she must be evil

Mahiro: Hitomi..? not even Homura?

Miyo: My yuri senses tell me that Homura its one of us, she is probably not evil

Mahiro: oh uh... i see ?

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watching episode 12

Miyo: Mahiro.... what.. did she meant with very best friend ?

Mahiro: oh well, with the knowledge of everything she could finally apreciate Homura's eff-

Miyo: She got friendzoned.......?

Mahiro: oh um.. i guess ?

Miyo: :(

At the end ? well its likely yes but also depending the type of person you are it might happen earlier, its an awesome story but its dark

i like to imagine the friend group growing older and Mahiro, being the yuri pal of Miyo, decides to be a little bit silly and introduce Miyo to Madoka Magica with the vague promise of Yuri.

Despite all Miyo did become invested, she wasnt ready for so much tragedy but the whole becoming the devil because of love made her incredibly invested. And then Mahiro broke the news that there was no new movie yet and she suffers the consequenses of her actions.