What If I Start Referring To The Book IT As The The Canon And The Movies (2017 + 1990) As The Fanon?

20% of you picked other (specify) but I only saw one person specify...

Wut

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Just saw a fanfic about Kevin McCallister and Clint Barton fighting bad guys together and at first I was like,

"Wow, what and insane world we like in"

But then I thought about for a second and realized,

"Kevin and Clint beating the shit out of criminals actually sounds really badass and I kind of want that crossover"

So I'd say that I've lost all sanity, yes.

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

*spends an hour researching calendar dates, doing weird math, and revising a huge part of my story*

Me: Wait, what was I doing?

Me: Oh, yeah!

*Googles where commas go in dates*

Mike Wheeler and Nick Nelson.

I have nothing else to say.

"stop posting butch and femme jack manifold"

no????

Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.

I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.