I would rather die in a fire than listen to the fucking smoke detector go off.
Jensen and Jared are my spirit animals and the idea of them and Batfam together brings great joy, but nah, Jared is way too tall, it's not happening, though I could totally go for Jensen as Jason.
I mean, Jensen does have a lot of experiance playing resurrected characters.
So there's this thing with people casting Jensen ackles as Jason Todd?? As much as I stay in the Jason Todd tags I've never heard of or seen that
Jensen voiced Jason in Under the Red Hood, and some people want him to play Jason in live action.
Taking Drivers Ed, and while the instructor is talking about all these car crashes, one guy says, and I quote, "Man! That be women who do that. They the ones getting in them accidents. They just drive with their emotions, while us men just be chillin'. Not to be sexist or anything." I just almost screamed in the middle of class, "What part of that is not sexist!" He just said something about it again, and I couldn't stop myself from yelling, "If you say 'not to be sexist' I will punch you!" So I guess I've made a nemesis for Drivers Ed. Someone please help me
My brother: you're a parasitic leach on the family
Me: ok, do we have any cheetos?
I’m right and I should say it
Tali is my spirit animal
Today I shut my cat in the fridge.
Okay, so here’s the deal. Tali loves the fridge. I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in. She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there. And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water. I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else. And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight. So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.
Must reblog
i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed
For us college students, we gotta help each other out!
based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”
It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.
Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.
Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.
Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.
Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.
Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.
Found this on my campus, couldn't stop laughing